Something something werewolf physiology something """advanced healing""" something increased reactions to perceived cellular damage something overactive melanocytes-
Anyway. Freckled Derek - what do we think, chat?
A silly little warmup for a silly little friday [:
i have no context, feel free to provide your own lol
STILES AND ISAAC YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WORSTIES. TO ME.
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Movie night! :3
Stiles: "Why are you awake? It's barely morning."
Derek: "Werewolves are naturally attuned to sunrise."
Stiles: "Or you're just old."
Derek: "I'm not old."
Stiles: "Says the guy who groans like a grandpa every time he stands up."
Derek: "You're one smart-ass comment away from me hiding your car keys."
Stiles: "Joke's on you lost them two days ago."
You're telling me that Derek was going to die after losing his werewolf abilities and then Stiles looked back at him like he was losing the love of his life, and then Derek not only lived but immediately evolved into a stronger wolf? HELLO?
Derek: Why did you look at my lips?
Derek: Damn, we're locked out.
Stiles: Don't worry, I got this.
Stiles: *takes a hammer out of his backpack and smashes the lock*
Derek: You just...keep a hammer in your bag?
Stiles: You don't know everything about me.
They are both terrible at this but somehow work it out
*holding you close as you bleed out*
Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....
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