Stiles: "Why are you awake? It's barely morning."
Derek: "Werewolves are naturally attuned to sunrise."
Stiles: "Or you're just old."
Derek: "I'm not old."
Stiles: "Says the guy who groans like a grandpa every time he stands up."
Derek: "You're one smart-ass comment away from me hiding your car keys."
Stiles: "Joke's on you lost them two days ago."
Stiles: Derek is playing hard to get. Stiles: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
“what’s your writing process” i put a pathetic guy in a blender and blend blend blend
Thinking 'bout.. Older Sterek and love bites 💭💭
Stiles on his 100000th rant of the day my beloved
The funniest hyperfixations have gotta be the ones where you watch something and go "this thing is cute. I like it. not sure if Id call it a favorite of mine but its definitely enjoyable at least" and then cut to a month later and its completely overtaken your life
well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.
can you take my white ass to funkytown
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