They are both terrible at this but somehow work it out
Fanfiction writers be like:
"here's the immensely time consuming 100K word novel-length passion project I'm working on between my real life job and family! It eats up hundreds of hours of my one and only life, causes me emotional harm, and I gain basically nothing from it! Also I put it on the internet for free so anyone can read if they want. Hope you love it!" :)
Well, The Bash started with myself and Stilinski, we were matching forearms one day in the clubhouse And we decided instead of giving a high-five we would bash our forearms together Let's Bash! Let's Bash! Let's monster bash! Round tripper make the pitcher feel like donkey ass Hit a ding-dong doodle with my bing-bong bat We smack a blast, then we smash your bash!
New music friday Mel's music headcanons friday babyy
The boys blast the entirety of the lonely island's bash brothers album as a pre-exam ritual - and take turns with the parts. The entirety of beacon hills high school know when their class has a test, as a result lol Song under cut:
Stiles Stilinski gif pack
I’m not a lover or a fighter. I’m a hater talking shit from a safe distance.
Imagine Rafael coming into the office to see a very confused FBI agent, staring into oblivion with a look on his face that’s a mix of horror, shock and utter confusion.
He hesitantly asks the agent what’s wrong and he says, with all the seriousness in the world, “I think Stilinski is a psychopath.”
Rafe tries his hardest not to laugh and ask why the agent thinks that.
“I got a report on a mysterious death and I noticed the last name was Hale. I asked Stilinski ‘Isn’t that your husband’s last name?’ and he goes ‘Yeah, it is’. So I ask him if he knows anyone by the name of Peter Hale, and he said, ‘Yeah, he’s Derek’s uncle. What’s he done now?’” The guy takes a moment to gather himself. “I said that I was sorry to tell him that Peter was dead.”
Rafe bites his lip to stop himself from laughing.
“And Stilinski…” The guy looks terrified. “He laughed. He laughed and said ‘If only’.”
“Right. I’ll talk to Stilinski. In the meantime, I’ll take this case off your hands.”
A moment later, Rafe then finds Stiles in the hallway and sees Stiles angrily hang up the phone.
“Still alive?” Rafe calls out to him, guessing what has him upset.
“He’s still alive!” Stiles says livid, snatching Peter’s case file that Rafe holds out to him as he angrily stomps back to his desk, muttering something about Peter being a pain in the ass.
finally (for tonight) everyone’s favorite loser bi guy who dresses like a lesbian and is just like me fr (derogatory). give it up for whatever the hell a stiles is
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Dedicated to @maxxifer who wrote 'I know in my heart Stiles has a crush on Andy Samberg’s two genders: those being 1: a lonely island boy and 2: Jake Peralta' in response to my art of Scott and Stiles blasting Lonely Island 🤝🤝🤝
100% stiles would take any chance at the FBI internship to reference B99 lines lol
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