Maxxifer - Reject Canon, I’m The Captain Now

Local creepy uncle found dead (again)

Dedicated to @maxxifer who wrote 'I know in my heart Stiles has a crush on Andy Samberg’s two genders: those being 1: a lonely island boy and 2: Jake Peralta' in response to my art of Scott and Stiles blasting Lonely Island 🤝🤝🤝

100% stiles would take any chance at the FBI internship to reference B99 lines lol

Kidnapper: We have your mate derek: Unless stiles admits that I won that game of Monopoly, you can keep him Kidnapper: Wha- stiles, in the background: Fuck you, Hale!

The funniest hyperfixations have gotta be the ones where you watch something and go "this thing is cute. I like it. not sure if Id call it a favorite of mine but its definitely enjoyable at least" and then cut to a month later and its completely overtaken your life

they traumatized a man with big brown doe eyes and a slutty waist and they want me to be normal about it ?

Stiles typing out fanfic on his phone post sex while cuddled in Derek’s arms send tumble

Works every time

GET OUT OF MY HEAAAAAAAD TEEN WOLF GET OUUUUUUT

Movie night! :3

Imagine Rafael coming into the office to see a very confused FBI agent, staring into oblivion with a look on his face that’s a mix of horror, shock and utter confusion.

He hesitantly asks the agent what’s wrong and he says, with all the seriousness in the world, “I think Stilinski is a psychopath.”

Rafe tries his hardest not to laugh and ask why the agent thinks that.

“I got a report on a mysterious death and I noticed the last name was Hale. I asked Stilinski ‘Isn’t that your husband’s last name?’ and he goes ‘Yeah, it is’. So I ask him if he knows anyone by the name of Peter Hale, and he said, ‘Yeah, he’s Derek’s uncle. What’s he done now?’” The guy takes a moment to gather himself. “I said that I was sorry to tell him that Peter was dead.”

Rafe bites his lip to stop himself from laughing.

“And Stilinski…” The guy looks terrified. “He laughed. He laughed and said ‘If only’.”

“Right. I’ll talk to Stilinski. In the meantime, I’ll take this case off your hands.”

A moment later, Rafe then finds Stiles in the hallway and sees Stiles angrily hang up the phone.

“Still alive?” Rafe calls out to him, guessing what has him upset.

“He’s still alive!” Stiles says livid, snatching Peter’s case file that Rafe holds out to him as he angrily stomps back to his desk, muttering something about Peter being a pain in the ass.

Derek: Stiles, what the fuck???