Yam 🍠

*holding you close as you bleed out*

Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....

Authors who post like this are so deliciously unhinged. At this point it’s not even a fic- it’s a literary hostage situation, and i am ✨sat✨ ☕️

Derek: "Are you even listening to me?"

Stiles: "I'm sorry, did you say something? I was too distracted by your whole broody-alpha thing. Very intense."

Derek: "I will literally throw you into the lake."

Stiles: "See? Intense."

alright free story idea that I personally find really funny.

Derek 'Chronic English Major' Hale having a secret love of period drama romance novels or some shit, and one day picks up a new and popular series where the story is essentially 'Pride and Prejudice but oops all werewolves'. He gets real invested and is really impressed by both the incredibly well researched historical accuracy, AS WELL as the ACCURATELY portrayed werewolf lore/representation.

I also like to imagine Derek and Lydia bond over their shared interest of books/films because 1. it's funny and 2. they're honestly both so dramatic and extra that after all the shit they and their friends went through, Derek and Lyds deserve to be buds. Anyway, said book series comes up in conversation, and Derek says he just started it and it's really good. Lydia inexplicitly starts cackling, but doesn't elaborate, just making vague comments almost like an inside joke.

Derek finishes the book series, and starts to put the pieces together. Some parts of these books seem almost... too familiar. But who would be the type of person to have encyclopedic knowledge on hyper specific parts of history, a flair for dramatics, AND a vast amount of experience with not only the supernatural, but especially werewolves?

...Yeah turns out Derek Hale's favourite book series was written by Stiles using a pen name, and no he does not want to talk about it.

I was inspired to rewatch It’s Alive with Brad bc of @melioristicbeast and their wonderful redraws bc it’s been a while and omg every camping episode is EXACTLY how I envision how Stiles and Derek camping together would go lol

anyways

*lovingly leaves this on your doorstep and runs back into the wilderness from whence I came*

✨Original Video✨: Brad Makes Campfire Breakfast | It's Alive | Bon Appétit

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

Stiles was speechless for the first time in his life.

Something something werewolf physiology something """advanced healing""" something increased reactions to perceived cellular damage something overactive melanocytes-

Anyway. Freckled Derek - what do we think, chat?

Answer the question, Derek.

Christ I really wasn’t kidding

Yeah there’s a reason I never get any fics written I exceeded my word limit while yelling into my phone like a lunatic

(TW stands for both Teen Wolf AND Trigger Warning for general dumbassary)

podfic but it’s just me ranting into my voice memos about the disconnected plot points I constructed to torture my blorbos that I thought of throughout the day like a grizzled sea captain logging his slow decent into madness.