Tbh If Someone Just Handed Me A Pressure Washer And Set Me Loose In The Streets I Would Go Into A Trance

Isaac: I need some… not-legal things… and you can’t ask why.

Stiles: Sure, so long as you don’t ask how.

Isaac: Deal.

Stiles: What do you need?

Isaac: Mountain ash, human bone, and a gun.

Stiles: *pulls all 3 out of his pockets*

Isaac: *equally amazed, confused and terrified*

Isaac: …

Stiles: …

Isaac: … Okay, cool. Thanks.

Stiles: Any time.

actually i do find it hilarious that Derek was all ‘i’m a real actual werewolf with experience of being a werewolf and i can give you advice about how to be a werewolf because i am a werewolf’ and Scott was like ‘sorry my completely human 16 year old best friend just took a double-dose of adderall and went on an 8 hour wikipedia spree so i think he’s got me covered on the werewolf advice stuff :)’

Thinking 'bout.. Older Sterek and love bites 💭💭

a wonderful ao3 author note

Christ I really wasn’t kidding

Yeah there’s a reason I never get any fics written I exceeded my word limit while yelling into my phone like a lunatic

(TW stands for both Teen Wolf AND Trigger Warning for general dumbassary)

podfic but it’s just me ranting into my voice memos about the disconnected plot points I constructed to torture my blorbos that I thought of throughout the day like a grizzled sea captain logging his slow decent into madness.

“what’s your writing process” i put a pathetic guy in a blender and blend blend blend

post canon streamer stiles who randomly drops lore about himself and proceeds to never elaborate. like, he'll be in the middle of a stream and casually go 'this feels exactly like that one time my boyfriend's psycho uncle chased me through my school in the middle of the night' and then completely moves on while the chat explodes. derek, stiles' strong armed moderator, is low key having the worst day of his life

Sorry your boyfriend died and came back and died and came back and died and came back and died and came back again. He was trying to find you.

And you're fire, but sweet hot coals beneath my feet warm blood, body and I lost it when you found me

warm blood by flor

Alt coloring under the read more

This song always gets me in a soft mood (even more than usual, if possible) tried sth new with the hands, vaguely inspired by egon schiele