You’re Placed In A Room With An Animal. The Door Is Closed And You Cannot Leave. The Animal Is Completely

You’re placed in a room with an animal. The door is closed and you cannot leave. The animal is completely calm and has no intent of harming you. You are in no danger unless you provoke the animal in some way.

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9 months ago

do it scared <- litany against avoidance

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning


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3 years ago

Yea verily, bloggeth again I shall do.

(also this post is now at 3.5% funny)

Adding "yeah I'll reblog that" to a reblog chain makes the post unfunnier by like 80%


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1 year ago

love the posts pointing out statistical points of intrigue using fire text

those are the blorbos!!! from my stats!!


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3 years ago
[ID: The Robert Downey Jr. Meme Format With The Words "He Olde" End ID.]

[ID: the Robert Downey Jr. Meme format with the words "He Olde" End ID.]

mia, I’m doing a project for world history where I have to pick a quote and make an illuminated manuscript out of it, and so I went ‘hey what if I still did the lettering in calligraphy’ and now I’m learning how to write calligraphy but only with micron pens and this is all I have so far

Mia, I’m Doing A Project For World History Where I Have To Pick A Quote And Make An Illuminated Manuscript

submitted by @legally-a-bastard

valid


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9 months ago

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.


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3 years ago

I need to write like a whole book about this NOW but like... I've never written anything longer than 10 pages, AHHHHHH

An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.


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1 week ago

STARTING TOMORROW

STARTING TOMORROW

Scientists in weather and climate are live streaming for 100 hours to make their case to the American public.

They are live streaming, but engagement is necessary for it to work. SHARE THIS WITH PEOPLE, RECORD THE STREAM, POST CLIPS OF IT THAT ARE FUNNY, if you can tune in, PLEASE DO!

STARTING TOMORROW

This is something that has to be heard by as many people as possible. Put it on in the background! See if you can get other people to watch it! Do whatever you can do support those who are trying to be supported! Anything and everything helps!

TUNE IN HERE

article I posted screenshots of here


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3 years ago

So... Is "Tumblr user" like... A title? Like... Baron? Or an occupation (though with Tumblr plus this would be a bit more possible... Maybe.)?


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11 months ago

estimated percentage of earth covered by water: ~%79.31

commonly accepted percentage: ~%71 (we HAVE to have more decimals on this thang. fellas.)

percent error: ~%11.7

standard deviation: ~%1.55

this data set IS an outlier! (range of normalcy: 67.9, 74.1)

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish


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