Logan. "Why Don't You Believe Ghosts Are Real?"

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An Actual Logan Quote

(Virgil: All I'm saying is that you both suck at what you do and I'm tired of having to keep lighting fires under your butts.)

Logan: You what?! Do you have even the faintest idea how dangerous that is? I never even felt any heat! You're lucky that your acts of arson have seemingly settled themselves in the past, or you could have seriously hurt someone.

(This is seriously what he's saying when he and Roman are talking over each other—)

Logan: You malodorous scenturian!

Roman: *blank look*

Logan: *sigh*

Logan: You stinky soldier boy.

Roman: *gasp* How dare you!

Walked into the bathroom and immediately went "it smells like Arctic Fox in here" like the world's gayest bloodhound

My dog: Outside, staring in through the screen door

My cats, lounging around inside:

Thomas: *peacefully drawing*

Remus: Hey haha what if you like... Violently jerked your pen to the side

Thomas: ...Why?

Remus: Idk man it'd be fun just whoosh y'know

Remus: Like you could do it right now nothing's stopping you

Thomas: ...

Thomas: *violently jerks pen to the side*

Drawing: *is ruined*

Thomas:

Remus:

Remus: Yikes that wasn't a good idea was it

Thomas: Nope.

(Source: I just did this, rip my drawing of Patton lmao)

Screw it, have some famILY

Patton: *yawn, opens eyes*

On Patton's bedside table: HUGE SPIDER

Patton: *shrieks, jumps out of bed, runs out of room*

Patton: Virgil! Virgil there's a giant bug in my room I need you to kill it!

Virgil: *gets up, follows Patton to his room*

Virgil: *kills bug*

Virgil: That was a big spider

Patton: Yeah I woke up and it was right in my face and I yelled... Well, I'm definitely awake now

Virgil: *laugh*

Patton: Thank you!!

I really really really wanna spam tiktok yelling UNBAN THEM but I know that'd do more harm than good so I'm waiting like a polite person for them to respond to the message I sent in

Tiktok fucking banned one of my favorite sander sides cosplayers (and accounts in general) and this WILL NOT FUCKING STAND

I stg if they don't unban them I'm deleting my account

Logan: Let me get this straight—

Patton: Good luck with that!

Logan: You made a two-layer lemon cake.

Patton: Yes.

Logan: It is not vegan or gluten-free, only dairy-free. It has eggs and wheat.

Patton: Yes.

Logan: Your mother is allergic to gluten, your brother is vegan and doesn't like lemon, your father isn't a huge fan of desserts.

Patton: Yes.

Logan: So you made an entire two-layer cake that only you can eat.

Patton: Yes.

Logan: And you made it how long ago?

Patton: Yesterday.

Logan: And you've eaten how much?

Patton: Half.

Logan: ...How.

Patton:

̴̢͈̘̫̟͍̠̙̻̹͑̿l̴̛͎̪͚̺͚̪͂̊̅̅̈̌̈́̌̕͠e̵̡̱̦͎̹͍͉̭̗͙͇͍̖̹̩̾̌̔͛̑̽̄͋̚͠ ̵̧̢̗̑̔͐̈́̓̑͊̈́̓̈́͗͌̓̇͒̑̉͘͜m̸̰̖̲̪̋̅̍̈́́̈̓̈̂͒̓̓͘͜͝ȏ̵͔̞̘̹̤͈̈́̈́̎̉́̔̉̈́̂͊̚͘͠͝͝ǹ̸̝̞͇̣̪̻́̂̂̂̏̅̌͌̽̂͒̀́͘͝ ̴̡̙͉͎͈̦͙̖͍͉͖̝̺̀́̈́̑́̄͘͠ ̴̢̧̱̝̫̝͇͍͉͈̙̱͕̣̙͖̲̹͋̿́͐͗̀̈́̅̇̓͜c̷̨̳̩̳̮͈̞̪͖͎͎͉̏͆́̃̚͠á̶̢̝̩̽͂̌͛͆̀̐̂̃̇͂̊̈́͒̇̑̕͝ ̸̢̟̮͚̫͔͈̖̟̥̗̣̰̮̓̈́̈́̏͐̅̎̿̋̚̚k̸͓̗̲͍̯͈̯͆̌̈́̿̒͛̾͊̒͗̒͋̚͝ ̵̡̡̨̧̛̮͙̯͕̤̮͇̥̽̒̐̈́͑̂͌̔̈͑̓̽̚ḝ̷̢̦̮̣̺̭̭͉̈́̄́̿̆̂͘͝ͅ ̸̫̥̗̳͎̮͕̬̼̬̥̘̑͑̑̀̈̓͛̔̈́̊́̌͘͜͠ ̷̢̡͈̝͚̖̙̩̺̼͔̭̻͚̝̹̀ ̴̨̩̣̳̜͓̠̘̗̟̦͇̪̳̗̈́̅͛̄͊͜͝͝

Fun fact: Frogs are pretty easy to make! Here's my pattern:

Here's my best digital recreation;

So, the pattern is pretty simple. I'll explain the process and add this picture which will be explained later:

So!

Ingredience:

- Beans (or stuffing) I use black bean or small red beans but you can probably use whatever!

- Thread/needles (a machine is nice)

- Fabric (I'm using 25¢ a sheet felt, but you can use whatever you want, like literally you can use old sweater scraps)

- Buttons/embroidery thread if you want to add ~pizazz~

- The design

Steps:

1. Print/draw out the design in any size. Cut out the design in fabric twice (for a top and a bottom). The design itself already accounts for seam allowance, so your frog will be roughly the size of the blue line in the picture above.

2. Sew the two fabric pieces together, leaving a gap somewhere (I put it in the space between the two back legs). Make it pretty big!

3. Turn the frog inside out, to get rid of the nasty edges

4. Add buttons and cool stuff now if you're going to!

5. Stuff with beans/fabric to your liking. I use a funnel to get the beans in.

6. Once the boy is properly stuffed, hand-stitch up the hole. A ladder stitch is what I use, if you don't know what that is, you can look it up or just do whatever stitch you know/like.

7. Use needle to tuck loose thread edges into the seams if needed (it's exactly what it sounds like, just poke 'em in)

8. Your boi is complete! Throw him at your family members and say 'I made a frog!' (Recommended, not required)

9. Give him a little kiss on his fuzzy head and be proud of yourself! (required)

Patterns: cut

Colors: matched

Bois: pinned together

Reference boi: ready

Special eyes for the special boi: Ready