Walked Into The Bathroom And Immediately Went "it Smells Like Arctic Fox In Here" Like The World's Gayest

Walked into the bathroom and immediately went "it smells like Arctic Fox in here" like the world's gayest bloodhound

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3 years ago

Has there ever been a bigger power move than Thomas pointing out immediately that Roman's sword is a katana before sword buffs called him out on it in the comments


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3 years ago

THE BOYS HAVE BEEN BEANED!

THE BOYS HAVE BEEN BEANED!
THE BOYS HAVE BEEN BEANED!

A video with a closeup of them

The boys are finished! I'm so happy with them :D

Patterns: Cut

Patterns: cut

Patterns: Cut

Colors: matched

Patterns: Cut

Bois: pinned together

Patterns: Cut

Reference boi: ready

Patterns: Cut

Special eyes for the special boi: Ready


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4 years ago

It took so goddamn long for me to be diagnosed with ADHD because I'm a "good student" who "stays engaged" and "understands the material" and has straight As and I was sitting there drawing penguins instead of taking notes, spacing out during class, asking my friends what just happened ten seconds ago, unable to focus in silence, bullshitting my way through everything

i love how neurotypical people try to gatekeep mental illnesses and say things like “oh you don’t have ADHD, you just have a lot of energy”, “you’re not depressed, you just need to go outside and hang out with your friends more”, and my absolute favourite, “it’s all in your head” well yeah last time I checked that’s where my brain is

4 years ago

People really out here saying 'women can't be superheros (or in positions of power at all) because they're too emotional' and ignoring that Captain America: Civil War is all about two grown men starting a fight and splitting their team in two because they couldn't talk it out like civilized adults


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3 years ago

Logan: Just... Explain to me how you do this.

Remus: Simple. Cinnamon? Delicious flavor. Not super strong like cloves. In my life I have never made anything too cinnamon-y. A lot of recipes fear spices, so you gotta use your own judgement.

Remus: 'That's close enough?' I measure with my heart is my answer, but in reality I'm a lazy bitch and don't want to measure out all those tablespoons and teaspoons and then wash all the extra dishes.

Remus: Salt? Salt doesn't make things salty until you add too much. When you add the right amount, it just makes things taste. It enhances the natural flavor. Almost always add salt.

Remus: Almond flour? Almond flour is literally finely ground almonds. As long as you don't accidentally make almond butter, you can totally make it yourself.

Remus: Adding cinnamon and chili powder to hot chocolate is how they do it sometimes in some places in Mexico, and frankly, it's delicious. I just add it to taste.

Logan: But how do you know?

Remus: Uh... Experience? Intuition?

Logan: I CAN'T LEARN THOSE!

Logan, in front of camera: Yeah, I'm good at baking because it's a science, I follow instructions exactly and get the desired outcome.

- (Flashback) -

Remus: A fourth teaspoon of cinnamon? You're fucking with me. What do you think this is, radioactive?

Remus: 1/6 cup? Eh, this'll be close enough

Remus: This frosting doesn't have salt? Seriously, the recipe's fucking with me. You can't have frosting without salt.

Remus: I'm out of almond flour for macarons? Eh, I'll grind my own

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Interviewer: And how do you feel about Remus's baking always turning out better than yours?

Remus: *in background, putting cinnamon and chili powder in his hot chocolate*

Logan: *eye twitches* It's fine.


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2 years ago

"Who are you" "I'm you but I can say fuck" meme but with Ghostbur and Revivebur


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3 years ago

I had a dream there was a new halloween-themed Sander Sides and it was revealed that Janus kept Remus on a golden chain attached to a black o-ring collar around his neck

He held it loosely in his hand but if Remus starting giving intrusive thoughts he'd tug on it and like make him behave and everyone was like 'oh thank god he's under control'

It was weird but that'd be hilarious so here's hoping I have the gift of prophecy


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3 years ago

So sometimes I write stuff I want to remember or check on later in my notes at night, but then I wake up and don't remember what they mean, anyway I have a note that just says this now:

We can't do this forever.

I know, I know.

Someone's going to get hurt.

I know, I know!

So does anyone know what that's from?

(Most of the stuff I write down is song lyrics/tiktok sounds/dan and phil quotes so it's likely one of those)

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He/they (both equally good)I love asks, requests, general interaction, and stuff like that!Mostly various fandom stuff, I'm just having a good time and enjoying myselfI hope I can make you smile :)

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