Logan: Just wrote 'he had sawn it coming.' To bed with me
Janus: At least that's pronounced differently.
Logan: Just wrote offly instead of awfully. Can you tell I'm exhausted?
Janus: Yes, because this is a verbal conversation so I don't have any idea what you're talking about.
Logan: ...
Logan: I'm going to bed.
Janus: Good choice.
How tf is this my most popular post, we're all just validation-seeking binches huh
Remus, nervous: Hey, uh... I drew Thomas...
Drawing: Non-creepy, realistic, black and white portrait of Thomas
Patton, eyes lighting up: Oh my goodness, kiddo, that's so good! You're a really talented artist!
Logan: You drew that? It's really good.
Thomas, pointing at it excitedly: That's me! That's so good! Oh my god
Janus: That's very impressive. You should be proud.
Virgil: Yeah, that's really good, dude. *kinda awkward but supportive thumbs-up*
Remus, eyes full of tears, turning to Roman: *whisper* Is this what it's like?
Roman: *solemnly sets hand on his shoulder*
Roman: Welcome to the 'I'm-Going-To-Keep-Creating-To-Chase-This-High-I-Get-From-Praise' Club.
Remus: Who else is in it?
Roman: All creators that crave validation. So... A helluva lot of people.
Janus: *checks Limoncello bottle*
Janus: The only ingredient here is FD & C Yellow #5
Logan: They don't put alcohol on the ingredients list.
Janus: It doesn't even say there's lemon.
Logan: The lemon was likely brewed with the alcohol.
Janus: *sips Limoncello*
Janus: *wrinkles nose*
Janus: It certainly tastes like yellow.
Logan: *dies laughing*
Also, to be more lighthearted—
Roman/Remus: Please convince Thomas to do a Minecraft letsplay series sometime. Also please ask Patton why he asked what a ship was/to show you some of that 'neato artwork and writing.'
Janus: Only answer the ones you're comfortable with: How many arms can you have? (Like is six the max?) Are your scales only on your face? Do the gloves serve a purpose other than a fashion statement/symbolism? Where did you get your hat?
Patton: Please, please, please tell the other sides about ships (if you haven't). It would be funny!
Logan: Please teach me more about psychology. If you don't have time then please just tell me what books/texts you have so I can read them.
Virgil: (I'd swap playlists with him. His taste in music seems close to mine. I'd also ask what other Disney movies he recommends because I watched The Black Cauldron and loved it.)
Roman: We appreciate you. Not everything you make has to be the work of Adam (Driver). It's okay to mess up. You aren't just Thomas's hero; you're the hero of a lot of fans too.
Orange: TBD. (Right now, 'Come out, come out, wherever you are!')
Janus: Thank you. Also, I think your name is awesome.
Remus: You aren't evil. You're just as important as the other sides.
Patton: It's okay to say 'I don't know.' You aren't supposed to have all the answers. You aren't letting anyone down.
Logan: I listen when you're talking, and I learn from you, and I know a lot of other fans do. You can show your emotions, we know you have them. We'll always take you seriously.
Virgil: We love you. You've never been the villain— you've always been looking out for Thomas's safety.
(I know some of them aren't really 'one thing' shh)
(I know Remus is as important as everyone else because @thatsthat24 doesn't make one-dimensional sides. All the sides are like onions: they have several layers and once they're revealed you usually start crying)
So let's say the sides are at the party and they have a female friend. How would they react (as a group) if she said that some guy is not taking no for an answer and making her feel unsafe?
Roman, immediately taking charge: Which one is he?
Friend: Are you going to intimidate him?
Roman: No, I'm going to have Remus intimate him, I'm about as threatening as a sprig of rosemary.
Remus, looming behind Roman: Which one is he?
Friend: *points him out*
Remus, taking Janus with him: *heads in that direction*
Logan: *follows, so they don't do something they'll regret*
Patton, wrapping an arm around her if she's okay with that: Are you alright? Do you want to leave?
Friend: If you don't mind...
Patton: Of course we don't. You're more important than any dumb party.
Virgil: Yeah, I located all the exits when we first got here, the quickest one that doesn't go past him is this way.
Virgil: *leads group to exit*
Patton: *walks beside friend, keeping her close*
Roman: *walks close behind them, making sure nobody tries anything*
Virgil, Patton, Roman, Friend: *safely arrive to their homes/wherever they're headed back to*
Remus, Janus, Logan: *show up about an hour later, Remus with bruised knuckles that he refuses to explain, though he might have already had them, no one's totally sure*
Friend: How'd it go?
Janus: For us? Well. We won't have to worry about him bothering anyone again.
Friend: ...Is he alive?
Janus: Who's to say?
Logan, behind Janus: He's alive. And physically unharmed.
Friend, uncertain: Physically?
Logan, offering no elaboration: Yes.
Logan, finishing ranting about how stupid it was: I wish I could give them a piece of my mind.
Remus: You were on the phone with them?
Logan: No, I was on the phone with their innocent secretary, who's just doing their job. I'm not gonna shoot the messenger. I'm gonna go to the corporate headquarters and shoot the CEO.
Remus: I have a gun.
Logan: What?
Remus: What?
Logan: ...That was a hyperbole. I'm not going to commit murder. It's eat the rich, not shoot the rich.
Remus: Haha yeah I know I'm joking
Logan: Remus why do you have a gun
Remus: I don't know what you mean—
Logan, on the phone: Oh, no, it's no problem....Alright, thank you so much for your help!...Thanks so much! Have a great day!
Logan: *ends call*
Logan, throwing his phone across the room: THOSE MOTHERFU—
Remus, watching this go down: Well, mark me down as scared and horny.
Janus, rolling his eyes: Can you even tell the difference between the two at this point?
Remus: No.
(The boy and scissors in question)
Janus: *sewing peacefully*
Janus: *cuts thread*
Remus: Y'know, those scissors are really sharp. You could poke them in your eye right now. Not even too hard, just cut your lenses. Do you think that would bleed? What would your vision look like? Would it leave a scar or make your eye look weird and blob-like? Or would it be foggy?
Janus, handing him a beanbag frog: This is for you.
Remus:
Remus, squishing it: He,,, he bean,,, he sound like bean,,,
(Episode end.)
- Finds out my nemesis has a peanut allergy
- Puts peanut oil in my water bottle
- Goes to meet nemesis
- Confesses love
- Drinks peanut oil
- Kisses them
- I've think I've won
- Plot twist
- They planned this
- They aren't allergic to peanuts
- And now we're dating
- Oh shit
“You know a lot about this,” Patton said, seeming surprised.
Roman’s cheeks turned pink. “Well, y’know, someone once came out to me as polyamorous and I realized I didn't know much about it so I decided to do some research so I could support them wholeheartedly.”
Patton smiled, touched.
Don't mind them having a sweet moment while Logan's mom is having a breakdown right beside them and Logan is in the hospital
For a moment, I forgot what a gaylord was and was in a world of wild confusion and homosexual human trafficking
I feel like the longer Bad's hair gets, the more "feral" he gets. Like,
Shaved hair Bad: Says "Do not laugh at me, good sir," to Dream after saying he runs faster without hair
Long hair Bad: Confidently, knowingly, and repeatedly asserts that he is on the top and Skeppy is on the bottom, holding up a shirt with decals of both of them on it (in that order), even after Skeppy points out it's the other way around on his version of the shirt
He/they (both equally good)I love asks, requests, general interaction, and stuff like that!Mostly various fandom stuff, I'm just having a good time and enjoying myselfI hope I can make you smile :)
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