For A Moment, I Forgot What A Gaylord Was And Was In A World Of Wild Confusion And Homosexual Human Trafficking

Reasons why I frequently make my friends and family baked goods/confections:

So they'll never feel desperate enough to betray me for turkish delight

Love I guess

"He hasn't told me his name, so I’m just calling him ‘Guy.’ He—”

A green liquid ran off of his arm, landing on the ground with a splat. He quickly kicked it behind him, where it soaked into the ground, and then announced, “I’m human! I'm bones and stuff! I have so many bones. I've got like 300 bones in me like everyone else.”

“He does that,” Quackity finished. “I don't know what he is.”

—(unpublished fic excerpt)

But sir that's my emotional support fanfic wip in which I split myself into pieces and gave each piece a character's name

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

Janus's Name Reveal (I have a lot of feelings about this)

As a refresher for the dialogue:

Roman: PFFFFT!! Janus? Hahahaha! What are you, a middle school librarian? Hahahaha. It's a stupid name.

Janus: Oh, Roman, thank god you don't have a mustache. Otherwise, between you and Remus, I wouldn't know who the evil twin is.

So many people are all like 'oh Janus is so horrible telling Roman that if he had a mustache he wouldn't be able to tell the difference between him and Remus' but HONESTLY!

It was true!

Names are an important, powerful thing, and when Janus revealed his badass name to show he wanted to be part of their team, Roman didn't *just* LAUGH, he said "PFFFFT!! Janus? Hahahaha! What are you, a middle school librarian? Hahahaha. It's a stupid name."

That's a horrible thing to say! He did sound like the evil twin!

Everyone's like 'oh but when Janus said "Oh, Roman, thank god you don't have a mustache. Otherwise, between you and Remus, I wouldn't know who the evil twin is" he was attacking Roman's worst fear' AS IF NOT BEING ACCEPTED AND BEING LAUGHED AT ISN'T A FEAR OF JANUS'S!!

Virgil presented himself as a bad guy so Thomas would listen to him, so they'd taken him seriously, and Janus has proven that he wants what's best for Thomas like everyone else.

So how come he can't have done the same thing? Why is that so hard for people to consider? He has feelings too!

I'm not saying Janus was in the right, I'm saying he was provoked and shouldn't be made out to be the villain when they were both in the wrong (also rip Janus because his name was the only one to be laughed at, Roman didn't laugh at Virgil's name he laughed at Patton saying his name should be Virgin and Thomas immediately stood up for Virgil)

Anyway I still love Roman and Janus and that entire encounter went wrong in every possible way thanks for coming to my ted talk

Just Janus Being Relatable In My Band AU Fic

(When nobody else could open the envelope) Janus rolled their eyes, picking up the letter and opening it. "Dear..."

“I feel like Batman. I must go, Gaythem needs me. But Remus you’re coming with me.”

“Oh, I feel the love. I was singing too, where's my hug?”

“I’m not judging you. I’m just, well, judging you."

“If you want to talk, we’re here to listen."

“I’m polyamorous. That's not my thing, I’m still thinking, I just wanted to help move the attention off of you, um, ‘cuz Remus already knows that, um…"

“Put that on your resume. 'You’re good at that,’ Roman Prince."

“Who are these kids? I just wanna talk," Janus said, cracking their knuckles.

“For the record, you're perfectly valid."

I cannot taste tea, never drank beer and never plan on it, currently do not like coffee, fruit juice is delicious and I love it (but it usually makes me sick)

If ur lgbt reblog this and give me ur opinion on tea, beer, coffe and fruit juice

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Bonus

Remus: *drinks straight out of the bottle*

Remus: So that's what that tastes like

Remus: *turns to Janus*

Remus: Can I compare it to the taste of yellow?

Janus: *blank look, not giving him the satisfaction*

Logan: *falls down, laughing harder*

Janus: *checks Limoncello bottle*

Janus: The only ingredient here is FD & C Yellow #5

Logan: They don't put alcohol on the ingredients list.

Janus: It doesn't even say there's lemon.

Logan: The lemon was likely brewed with the alcohol.

Janus: *sips Limoncello*

Janus: *wrinkles nose*

Janus: It certainly tastes like yellow.

Logan: *dies laughing*

candy. cane. not peppermint. candy cane.

When I was a kid I got the most DELIGHTFUL candy-cane scented candle, one of those giant round mfers, and I told my mom (as a child does) that we should get two in case we can't find it again, and she said 'nah, it's a candy cane scented candle, how hard could it be to find' (a reasonable thought)

Anyway to this day we have never found it again. No other candy cane candle that I've found measures up.

Vanilla and lemon also slap though

And if I could find a cinnamon/anise/clove/nutmeg candle I think I would cry from its beauty

Anyway I'll tag @valiantperfectiontragedy & anyone who wants to join in

(If anyone thinks they might know the candy cane candle, it was a big pillar candle with one wick, and it was white but it had a thick wax coating around the outside that was striped with white, red, and green (I think? maybe not green, it's been a really long time), and I have no idea what store we got it at, please let me know if you have any information leading to my finding of this candle)

whats ur favorite candle scent 🕯️

i love vanilla flavor candles

🤍🤍🤍yess

tag game? (no pressure) : @chroniic-pessimistt @xiniceratops @bored-boring-and-tired @rayslove-forlister @sleepy-vix