My Father Just Showed Me This And I Feel Like If Remus Was A Celebrity, This Is Exactly What He Would

Thomas: *peacefully drawing*

Remus: Hey haha what if you like... Violently jerked your pen to the side

Thomas: ...Why?

Remus: Idk man it'd be fun just whoosh y'know

Remus: Like you could do it right now nothing's stopping you

Thomas: ...

Thomas: *violently jerks pen to the side*

Drawing: *is ruined*

Thomas:

Remus:

Remus: Yikes that wasn't a good idea was it

Thomas: Nope.

(Source: I just did this, rip my drawing of Patton lmao)

Janus’s light side name is Janan

Wonderful post op but I read this as 'milf' at first and that gave it a WHOLE other meaning lemme tell you—

janus centric stories where he's insecure of his scales and thinks they're evil and monstrous are fun for angst reasons and all but you can't stare me dead in the eye and tell me that canon, present-day janus doesn't look in the mirror every morning and think he's the prettiest mf in thomas' mind

This is the first time anyone's tagged Thomas on one of my posts (I think) oh my god this was a barely coherent thought when I was half-asleep—

Janus’s light side name is Janan

Me: Okay, let's go through this again. Spell his name?

My brain: S-A-P-N-A-P.

Me: And how do you say his name?

My brain: Sap-Nap.

Me: Again, slower.

My brain: Sap. Nap.

Me: Good. Now, what's his name?

My brain: Hehehe Snapnap

Me: NO

C!Fundy's grandmother is a fridge and mother is a salmon. That's all that's the post

Broke: Good Omens isn't a gay love story because Crowley and Aziraphale aren't in love

Woke: Good Omens is a gay love story because Crowley and Aziraphale are in love

Bespoke: Whether Good Omens is a gay love story or not is debatable; it is, however, undeniably a story of the love between Crowley and Aziraphale (whatever type of love that may be)

Neil Gaiman: Good Omens isn't a gay love story because while Crowley and Aziraphale are in love, they are not human males, they are an angel and a demon

Don't forget [̵̱̲̟̓̈́͊̾r̶̦̪͕̝͖̟̟̓̍ȇ̵̛̖̣̞̋͘͘d̷̼̲̠̲̎͆̑̈́̍̅͋à̵͈͚̭̲́̎͝ͅc̵̦̱̅̇̐͐͐t̵̩͙͈̦͈͖̿̍́͜͝ẹ̵̤͖̓̾͑̍̆d̸͙̜̿͌̔͑͋]̵̫̻͖͕͍̭̓̿̀̀ͅ!

So you mean to tell me that a red himbo with self-esteem issues, a father with no son but has spirit, a teen stuck in his emo phase, Google with emotions on incognito, a lawyer with a Self-Care agenda, and Sin ALL make up a man with a flower obsession??

Remus has started a 'two peas in an odd pod' friendship with Virgil, and Roman has started a rivalry with Virgil!

I have started a (mobile) sims game

Patton and Janus are fiancés, Janus is a barista, Patton is a chef with a cooking hobby, they're planning on having a kid (either Remus or Roman but hopefully both)

They're going to raise all the sides (like in my fic, Supposed To Be A Family, I have no shame adding that, link's in my pinned post)

Head & Shoulders comes out with a new product line, called Shoulders. The packaging is sleek and black, distinctly different from their easily recognizable signature white & blue style. Something for adults who get mocked by their peers for using Head & Shoulders. The tagline is: So No Head?