Head & Shoulders comes out with a new product line, called Shoulders. The packaging is sleek and black, distinctly different from their easily recognizable signature white & blue style. Something for adults who get mocked by their peers for using Head & Shoulders. The tagline is: So No Head?
“You know a lot about this,” Patton said, seeming surprised.
Roman’s cheeks turned pink. “Well, y’know, someone once came out to me as polyamorous and I realized I didn't know much about it so I decided to do some research so I could support them wholeheartedly.”
Patton smiled, touched.
Don't mind them having a sweet moment while Logan's mom is having a breakdown right beside them and Logan is in the hospital
Me: Oh haha I make funny posts sometimes, people probably see them in the tags, I wonder how many people have followed me haha
Expectation: Like 3 or smth
Reality: 52
Me: *spits out water*
Me: What tHE F—
Right now there's a #FandersDisabilityPositivity on Twitter, and there isn't one here, but I figured, why not, here's some things about me (aka here's what I've been professionally diagnosed with so far):
- ADHD (I think this is why I'm so bad at tone regulation online?? If I sound mean I promise I don't mean to I'm just bad at getting my tone across through text)
- OCD (So I'm very familiar with intrusive thoughts lol)
- Anxiety
- Depression
- Asthma
(Also just I joke about serious things or when I'm uncomfortable sometimes as a coping mechanism, so if I do, it's not because I don't take it seriously, it's because I take it too seriously)
Anyway! If you can't tell, my current hyperfixation is Sander Sides, and this account is so good for that because I get to share my thoughts and people actually want to hear them??? Wild
Remus: *sigh* I miss Janus...
Roman: He just went to the store, he'll be back in an hour.
Remus: *bangs fist on table* THAT'S WHAT VIRGIL SAID TOO
hey thanks for posting that fic! it's really good!!! 💜💜💜💜💜
I'm glad you like it!
Perler Bead Animal Sides!
I was hanging out with my little cousin and we were doing crafts together, so ofc, this is what I did XD Can you tell Janus was the freeform one?
I had a cursed thought (Remon and Romus) and had to continue (disregarding the cool, plausible names, like Vergilius and Romulus)
Janus, Janan
Remus, Remon
Virgil, Virgus, Virgan
Roman, Romus
Logan, Logus
Patton, Pattus
Thomas, Thomus, Thomon
Janus’s light side name is Janan
Logan, finishing ranting about how stupid it was: I wish I could give them a piece of my mind.
Remus: You were on the phone with them?
Logan: No, I was on the phone with their innocent secretary, who's just doing their job. I'm not gonna shoot the messenger. I'm gonna go to the corporate headquarters and shoot the CEO.
Remus: I have a gun.
Logan: What?
Remus: What?
Logan: ...That was a hyperbole. I'm not going to commit murder. It's eat the rich, not shoot the rich.
Remus: Haha yeah I know I'm joking
Logan: Remus why do you have a gun
Remus: I don't know what you mean—
Logan, on the phone: Oh, no, it's no problem....Alright, thank you so much for your help!...Thanks so much! Have a great day!
Logan: *ends call*
Logan, throwing his phone across the room: THOSE MOTHERFU—
Remus, watching this go down: Well, mark me down as scared and horny.
Janus, rolling his eyes: Can you even tell the difference between the two at this point?
Remus: No.
The character arc contained between "when God sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate" and "I have ascended to heaven to take on the Kingdom of God"... magnifique...
He/they (both equally good)I love asks, requests, general interaction, and stuff like that!Mostly various fandom stuff, I'm just having a good time and enjoying myselfI hope I can make you smile :)
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