A Four-plus Year Journey Into A Frozen Hell At The Beck And Call Of A Pompous Moron Will Give Anybody

Reading the article, Nick's complaints about the film are:

The cartoonishly over-the-top greedy and selfish middle fingers to Big Pharma and "philanthropists" are poorly written and have no depth... because they are cartoonishly over-the-top middle fingers to Big Pharma and "philanthropists"

Ridley is unsympathetic and ungrateful for not being 100% with making billions off the corpse of an innocent mystical creature, can't she see her Dad just wants what's best for *her*?

The plot is tooootally predictable and therefore loses points for originality and impact

And his one bit of praise is that Shepard was magnificently fun to watch, and all because Will Poulter put his soul in it, but you know what, that's valid.

Holy shit, this was scathing.

Bahahaha the URL

https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/death-of-a-unicorn-review-paul-rudd-and-jenna-ortegas-terrible-horror-comedy/

Not me, already drafting contract terms in my head for what I get in exchange for my firstborn...

There are two small play areas in my apartment complex: one sad two-seat swingset within ten feet of a boggy pond, and one anemic cookie-cutter play place twenty feet from a creek 4-feet wide. There are no fences.

If apartment management is trying to surreptitiously trade neighbor children to water monsters, I wish they'd cut us into the bargain and lower the rent.

This right here just about sums it up:

For everyone complaining that the romance in Belle was a let down, let me clarify:

THAT WASNT THE POINT!

The main plot of Belle was not falling in love, it focused on grief, trauma, and healing❤️‍🩹! And how you can find that in some of the unlikeliest places like the Internet even with its constant toxicity and multiple personas. You can love without falling in love, you can hug without being amorous, and you can connect without being romantic!

If you are looking for a love story with the Beauty and the Beast trope, I’m sorry! Belle is clearly not for you! So stop hating on the movie, saying you’d change or do it this way if you missed the entire plot! Life isn’t about romance, but love! Love of your self, family, friends, neighbors, community, the world, heck even school! This movie explores all the ranges of love except literally the romantic one on PURPOSE!

NORMALIZE ROMANCE AS A SIDE PLOT!!!!!!

(but high key ruka and kamishin were OTP, so cute & adorable 🥰 ❤️)

Squad goals

I desperately crave a friendship like the teen titans have in Gabriel Picolo’s art

"Three treasons shall you know...

Once for blood...

Once for love...

Once for gold...

And if these treasons were done to Robb, answering in kind to the treasons he himself committed, real or percieve... do they apply to the other would-be kings and queens of Westeros?

*Are there* any good fanfics where its Sansa who gets the heck out of Dodge after Ned's execution, and its Arya who is pulled into the Lannister's iron grip? Coz if so, I would very much like to read them.

I hate oppression olympics posts about Sansa and Arya any day of the week, but illiterate losers acting like Sansa was a privileged captive with her name while Arya wasn’t.

When like no she wasn’t ?? Sansa was the daughter of ‘traitor’ and part of the psychological torment she was put through daily was to act grateful to her captors and to constantly come up with reasons why she was good and worthy of being kept alive, fed and dressed, one slip and those things would be taken from her. Sansa had a tiny safety net while Robb was alive, but it got smaller and smaller, and after he was dead, it was virtually non existent.

Not to mention the beatings that were actually really severe. No one force you to like Sansa, but for god's sake, she's a child beaten on a regular basis by grown men wearing armour!

Boros slammed a fist into Sansa’s belly, driving the air out of her. When she doubled over, the knight grabbed her hair and drew his sword, and for one hideous instant she was certain he meant to open her throat. As he laid the flat of the blade across her thighs, she thought her legs might break from the force of the blow. Sansa screamed. Tears welled in her eyes. It will be over soon. She soon lost count of the blows. (ACoK, Sansa III)

And she was literally forced into a child marriage with a man twice her age, married into a family who had been responsible for her father's death, who later murdered her mother and brother.

Let's ask Arya if she'd prefer to live on the run, hungry and in constant danger, or be a captive in King's Landing, forced to marry Tyrion Lannister.

Wussat? This Grimm can speak? Wait, wut? It’s called “The Hound?” You mean like a certain other character that I love?

Huh hm’kay then. Well do u mind if I

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BONUS:

How Ozma actually died that night ;P

There is so much going on that I don't know what to comment on first...

Here. A bunch of cursed images and memes redrawn as dp characters

I nominate Cartoon Saloon to do the deed of animating

No more live action a song of ice and fire adaptions. Anime ONLY. I want that shit treated like Vox Machina

WHAT SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON SUPERVILLAIN BULLSHIT IS THIS!?