*Are there* any good fanfics where its Sansa who gets the heck out of Dodge after Ned's execution, and its Arya who is pulled into the Lannister's iron grip? Coz if so, I would very much like to read them.
I hate oppression olympics posts about Sansa and Arya any day of the week, but illiterate losers acting like Sansa was a privileged captive with her name while Arya wasn’t.
When like no she wasn’t ?? Sansa was the daughter of ‘traitor’ and part of the psychological torment she was put through daily was to act grateful to her captors and to constantly come up with reasons why she was good and worthy of being kept alive, fed and dressed, one slip and those things would be taken from her. Sansa had a tiny safety net while Robb was alive, but it got smaller and smaller, and after he was dead, it was virtually non existent.
Not to mention the beatings that were actually really severe. No one force you to like Sansa, but for god's sake, she's a child beaten on a regular basis by grown men wearing armour!
Boros slammed a fist into Sansa’s belly, driving the air out of her. When she doubled over, the knight grabbed her hair and drew his sword, and for one hideous instant she was certain he meant to open her throat. As he laid the flat of the blade across her thighs, she thought her legs might break from the force of the blow. Sansa screamed. Tears welled in her eyes. It will be over soon. She soon lost count of the blows. (ACoK, Sansa III)
And she was literally forced into a child marriage with a man twice her age, married into a family who had been responsible for her father's death, who later murdered her mother and brother.
Let's ask Arya if she'd prefer to live on the run, hungry and in constant danger, or be a captive in King's Landing, forced to marry Tyrion Lannister.
And a finger on the monkey's paw curls!!
Ozpin: "Did you tell her to try working the shaft?
Oscar: "Yes, Professor."
Ozpin: "Good work."
Oscar “Tech Support” Pine. Alternatively…
Keep it up @neil-gaiman, it will be over soon
Todd Ingram -vs- The League or Ex-traordianry Gentlemen.
I love how Wallace ended up being Todd’s gay awakening and then they DIDN’T end up together in the end
Instead Wallace led him on by failing to communicate that their fling was temporary and now Todd has an unhealthy obsession with Wallace and it’s so so so funny (and so tragic)
Next thing you know Wallace’s new boyfriend is gonna have to fight Todd’s new league of Wallace’s evil exes
🤣🤣🤣
Beauty is evil 😠... Unless it's Arya, Lyanna, or Daenerys.
Ugliness is inherently good 😍... Unless it's Tyrion Lannister, Sandor Clegane, Rorge, Biter, Ramsay Bolton, Roose Bolton, Walder Frey, every Frey...
*deep breath*
...Chett, Pyat Pree, Lady Stoneheart, Jorah Mormont, Janos Slynt, Weese, Craster, Amory Lorch, Illyrio Mopats, Kraznys mo Nakloz...
*deep breath*
...Aerys II Targaryen, Selyse Baratheon, Aegon the Unwor-
Why does Varys giggle a lot
The in-universe reason: to appear non-threatening.
The George R. R. Martin reason: villains have quirky laughs.
Please?
Sooooo Mickey 17 edit with The Fine Print when
Her best
WHAT THE FUCK Is peli doing in an active warzone
Gonna hang onto this until Season 5...
If Ashley does end up with a stable superpower, I hope it’s super-hair like Medusa and Sindel.