This Text I Got From My Mom A Few Hours Ago Is So Hysterical She Doesnt Even Use Peacock She Literally

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"Heaven is the bronze horse statue you sat me on. i was young and you're smile shone brighter than the hot sun that soaked that horse for hours before we showed up. But i was young and i had so few memories where you were good to me, even now, so many years later. The burn on my thighs could never compare to the pride i had of making you happy, dad."

-guess who. again.

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haha... hey you guys... its been awhile huh? haha. anyways ive been thinking a lot about pedro pascal since hes my soulmate and the loml. also ive been thinking about how that might be tied to my relationship with my father, who i no longer speak to, so maybe someone can decipher that for me lol. i should probably make another account where i can shit post too because i have so many ideas that i dont really want to dedicate a whole post to. also there are things i wanna reblog but i dont want... i dont really want you guys thinking im some kind of degenerate freak

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"and I love Vermont, but it's the season of the sticks and I

saw your mom she forgot that I existed

and it's

half my fault, but I just like to play the victim"

-noah kahan!!! my beloved!!!

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hello again!!! i definitely have kept on track and missed no days!!! mother nature making us hivemind? so many things added together (loss of scopaesthesia due to phone use, opting for different choices then either supporting or vetoing each other until reaching a consensus, pheromones, etc.) make hivemind in nature, so us too?

answer plz help

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"'you came for three months"

"and i'm leaving for three years"

"when you get back, i might not be here"

"promise you'll stay"

"i'm meant for this age, but i'll leave you the home

on the hilltop where you can see the panteón'"

-this part of the song is where i talk to my grandma and she says she's going to die soon :/ she's cray cray

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its officially past 12am, it's my birthday! i'm turning 21 today :) i'm going to get so legally shitfaced! i made sure to make this post so so extremely colorful to match the color of my feelings.

p.s. my wish this year is for everyone in the world, on this day, to find and hold some happiness. whether it be from their favorite food, or falling in love, or getting their dream job. i love you guys mwah

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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

I don't wear a packer because if you're staring at my crotch that's pretty gay of you, and ain't gonna get worked up over what some zipper-gazin' nancyboy thinks about the fact that I ain't got no dick and balls.

Watching white tumblr users interact with black things is funny because they will always misapprehend things and just generally be reductivist.

So I’m seeing a lot of people going “haha Kendrick got awards for being a hater,” “Drake lost so bad lol.”

And I’m just massaging my temples at the irony of nonblack people en masse misunderstanding a song called “They not like us.”

Kendrick has a whole verse in the song breaking down the commodification of blackness and the history of colonization apropos to Black Americans. That’s what the whole Drake beef was about btw. It was about Drake’s pattern of ripping off black culture just to peddle it to the uncaring masses and make millions off of it, while the smaller artists he steals from get no recognition (money). Drake was getting called the rap goat by nonblack people, he was getting looked at as the greatest in a tradition he has no roots in. Kendrick’s distaste for Drake was years in the making. FdSignifier has some great vids from like 2020 about Drake’s rise in the rap world. There’s also Pusha T’s diss from 2018 called “The story of Adidon.” My point is, Drake is a culture vulture and the Drake v. Kdot beef was about reclaiming what Drake (and other culture vultures) stole.

Drake is also problematic for other reasons, e.g. sexually exploiting women, allegedly participating in sex trafficking, and so on.

It does a disservice to Kdot’s message to reduce this beef to an apolitical 1v1. It was never a 1v1, it was always political, it was always about the broader culture, it was always a culture war, etc.

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"Someone asked how I feel about Captain Crunch. I'm capable of eating an entire box of it without any milk. It is a sweet taste that is indescribable. Captain Crunch is its own flavour."

-my baby, my husband, my lover, Pedro Pascal

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you know, when i made that post about judge judy, i was really thinking about pedro pascal. ive been his fan since i was a child watching my mom watch law & order and buffy. i grew up thinking people on tv stayed that age (i didnt understand the concept of time) and i was utterly disappointed to find out that he did not wait for me (he didnt stop aging and wont sleep outside his age range, which i guess makes him a good person? but like cmon? its me? the literal love of your life?) if he would have me, i would take care of him in old age. change diapers, give medication, bathe him. i would remind him every day of who he was, every reason i love him, and any memory i could think of to remind him that hes human. that he deserves to be here just as much as anyone, else even in sickness.

now that ive basically wrote out my wet dream, bye! love you!!

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that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something