Hey Dude, Idk How Much You Remember From The Party Last Night But- Yeah, Everyone Saw Your Want. Yeah

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"these hoes don't be mad at megan, these hoes mad at megan's law"

-Hiss (Megan Thee Stallion) AHHH

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i just want y'all to know my lil routine when i post these. around 8 i get ready for bed, afterwards i lay in my room and read 20-25 pages from whatever book i'm currently reading (rn it's Beautiful World, Where Are You by sally rooney). now, the fun part, i put on my sony headphones and go to reddit. i go r/audiosgonewild. i filter to this months top audios. I LISTEN TO PORN. and find cute little pictures that (sometimes) follow certain color themes and find (usually write my own) cute little quotes and post them to tumblr.com. that's what i do. every night.

love you mwah

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me in my cubicle of my 9-5 job:

I draw porn but not any of that sick nasty perverted sicko misogynist fetish porn made by and for disgusting sicknasty pervert men my porn is so cute and wholesome and feminist and queer and liberated trust me it's not even porn it's erotica my erotica is a pure honest true expression of human passions and emotions and the pure chaste passions of feminist lesbian wombyns trust me you'll love it it's so liberating see for yourself *hands you a drawing of Snufkin sucking his own penis*

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"I just knew the juice would run down my throat and cure me;

drip down my chin when I bite it again

as if in protest of it's own consumption"

-me (again lol)

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teehee so i have a trip planned for the holidays to visit my family in mexico for 3 months, i haven't seen them for almost 3 years, so i'm very excited!! since i'll be gone for so long, i'm tempted to start a whirlwind romance with someone off the street who i will then disappear on. i'll be leaving them to go through the process of grief, then finding another person to mend their heart, having children with their new partner and telling said children stories of their first real love (me), and lastly they find out (preferably on their deathbed) that i'm still alive. though sadly, one can only hope of becoming such an elusive figure :(

if you want to be apart of that whirlwind romance hit me up. smooches!

-mars<3

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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

Mafalda doing the get a load of this guy pose for when some gringo says some absolute gringada

Play toys can mean anything from running around in a field together to making elaborate littlest pet shop rp scenarios to playing Minecraft to learning yoyo tricks together to having an elaborate fancy tea party to doing bob Ross paintings together to hardcore bdsm sex. And you can do any of them with your friends if they have time and want to play toys with you btw

I don't wear a packer because if you're staring at my crotch that's pretty gay of you, and ain't gonna get worked up over what some zipper-gazin' nancyboy thinks about the fact that I ain't got no dick and balls.

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"tengo ganas de mirarte en este momento

recordarte que eres tú la que me roba el sueño

fuiste, eres y serás con la que quiero siempre amanecer con lo que quiero siempre despertar, tú eres lo que más quiero"

-Solo Con Verte (Banda MS)

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holy shit i cannot believe i've been gone for so long. never let me do that again, seriously. OTAY so while i was gone Saltburn came out so i didn't get to see it. but i've seen it. its not as bad as some of y'all said it would be and frankly i'm disappointed! i wanted hay sex! and i got vague gay feelings!

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I 💗 the human experience. There is blood in my mouth !

i don't budget because i know eventually this system will collapse and people will come to me to see old vintage stuff that only i have now

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000