I Hope You Realize I Can Never Take That Backstory 100% Seriously Again, How Dare You?! (this Is Great

NGL, I would 100% wear a ladies version of this sadly I am too curvy for the original

cunty spock sewing plz?

Does anyone have a pattern for that cunty Spock outfit, you know the one, black velvet cape-shirt thing from the movie era.

You are so right. I feel like this was grandfathered in from the era when Batman actually had a police license, and just never got updated. I much prefer the Spiderman approach; sure, fine, he's a criminal, but somebody has to punch this giant lizard. Who's it going to be, the cops? They can't do it, they've all been knocked out trying to arrest a guy with spider powers!

Sometimes you want a hero more focussed on protection than punishment.

Craziest thing in a comic is always when the vigilante is like “Those Evil Criminals I’ll Get Them… stop their nefarious Crimes… those Criminals… not like ME” after breaking and entering into 10 buildings assaulting 20 people stealing evidence and tampering with 3 murder scenes.

someone in the comment section on todays' page mentioned this and i couldn't get it out of my head.

Isn't that just Lex Luthor at his core?

He could ALWAYS just stop. He is who he is because he never will.

Lex could just stop. Right now. He's cleared his slate, faked his own death, the list of people who have any idea is in the single digits. Superman is willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. The people adore him, he has the power to do real, long term good for the world. He could just. STOP. Action Comics 672

I always found Molten Man amusing for how quickly he speedran his descent into villiany. Especially since he's not a criminal beforehand, just sort of a jerk. Normal Dingus to Straight-Up Supervillain in, at most, 15 seconds. Dude's face heel turn was a pirouette.

There are two kinds of people when they get superpowers... Amazing Spiderman 28

Amazing that they have to clarify that, no, the footage isn't being sped up

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

This does help explain why people keep getting away with impersonating him, though

Yea we can pretend an off the rack costume shop outfit would be even worth having as anything other than a last resort. Amazing Spiderman 26

All the proportionate social skills of a spider.

A reeeeeally big one.

Truly Peter your superpower is fucking up your social life. Amazing Spiderman 17

I really do love the idea that Peter Parker's and Spider-Man's reputations are mirror images. The public thinks Spider-Man is a dangerous menace, and Peter Parker is a reliable nerd / source of photos. The hero community thinks Spider-Man is a stand-up guy and Peter Parker is a catty paparazzi. All anyone can agree on is that both are simultaneously the biggest dumbass to ever haunt New York

Harry: And why shouldn’t I blame Spiderman for your injuries?? He calls himself a hero, protecting civilians like you should be his priority! Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t kick his ass for letting you get hurt!!

Peter: Because-

Newscaster on the tv next to Harry: In this footage you can see Peter Parker, known freelance photographer for the Daily Bugle, actually shove Dr. Doom out of his way while yelling “move it or lose it,” as he runs with his camera, presumably to capture more pictures of the vigilante known as “Spiderman”

Harry:

Peter: -I’m a dumbass.

How did I miss this?! I have seen this episode more than half a dozen times how the heck- oh right the faceblindness XD

I laugh every time I remember that kirk’s brother was just william shatner in a mustache in tos