He/Him Huge fan of a lot of shit now -Joey Drew's #1 hater- !!!Please do not repost anything I make without my permission!!!
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No cuz why was bro leaning in for a kiss
Spot the difference (impossible)
A tgtbtu AU that was beamed into my brain. Angel Eyes and Blondie as the angel and devil on Tuco's shoulders.
Silly old man :3
No no this is SUPER gay.
For a few dollars more novelization by Joe Millard
My fav mantimer moments (2/?)
What if instead of a ring, I give you one of my pearl-handled derringers I trusted my life to ?
I have been saying this. Like no wonder this shit was rated R
This is basically a sex scene.
I've always loved animal symbolism, so here's some with the Dollars Trilogy characters + a Fistful of Dollars! 😱
(I will explain each one. 🙏🏽)
The Man With No Name as a coyote because coyotes are a symbol of cunning, intelligence, and adaptability. The coyote embodies the dual nature of life and represents both positive and negative qualities. It is also depicted as a trickster figure.
I think this fits TMWNN, especially being an anti-hero with his ways of being able to get what he wants by "playing both sides" throughout the trilogy. (With the Rojos and Baxters, Douglas Mortimer and El Indio's gang, and himself, Angel Eyes at one point, and Tuco.) Which gives him the cunningness.
He is described as intelligent a lot in the trilogy, and it's very clear with how carefully he plans and, again, how to get what he wants.
Adaptability because we see him in all sorts of settings: cities, deserts, villages, etc. and none of those have seemed to bother him one bit.
A Fistful of Dollars:
The Rojos as red wolves mostly because they travel in packs and are aggressive towards other canids, which we'll get to next.
(Edit: I just remembered Rojo also means red lmfao I swear that wasn't on purpose)
The Baxters as Coywolves because they travel in small family packs and compete with other canids such as wolves (the Rojos).
Both families are portrayed as powerful rivals like red wolves and even coywolves (likely because both animals live in the East United States).
Marisol, Julio, and Jesús (I couldn't fit Julio) as cattle because cows are quiet animals that symbolize humility and simplicity.
Which I thought was kinda fitting because with the lives they had to live, it gives them their humility.
Simplicity because the family follows TMWNN's orders with fairly little resistance.
For a Few Dollars More:
Col. Douglas Mortimer as a silver fox because silver foxes represent nobility, maturity, confidence, and charm.
I think the nobility for him comes from his long journey of avenging his sister and as a character that seems to have good personal and general morals.
The maturity because of his age, experience, and behavior.
Confidence is very easy to see lol he is very sure of his abilities, especially when he first meets Juan Wild in El Paso. (Man's got balls of steel, Jesus Christ)
This may be subjective, but the charm isn't that hard to see in him lmao
El Indio and his gang are Mexican wolves. Not just because they're a gang and wolves travel in packs, but also because those packs can be really big, like El Indio's gang. Plus, Mexican wolves tend to be highly social, which could be a stretch as a connection to El Indio and his gang, but they seem to accept new recruits to their gang pretty easily lol
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly:
Angel Eyes as a Gray fox. I promise I'm not being uncreative lmao. Gray foxes, given their competition in the wild, most likely tend to be more aggressive and dominant. Gray foxes also represent cleverness and adaptability.
In Tgtbtu, Angel Eyes can definitely be a very aggressive character, and the powerful part of the meaning of dominance is also very apparent in his character.
I find Angel Eyes's history of being able to track people down and identify them as a sign of intelligence.
Like, TMWNN, Angel Eyes can also be found in different settings and adjusts to them pretty quickly, especially given his job as a hitman.
(Sorry, it felt like I was grasping at straws on this one, but I couldn't find a lot on gray foxes, I just thought it was fairly fitting.)
Tuco Ramirez as a badger because they both are known for digging lol, but on a serious note, badgers are extremely aggressive towards other animals and have grumpy attitudes, which I find very fitting for Tuco lol.
I just wanted to include him lol. The Union Captain is a jaguar because jaguars can get intoxicated anddd yeahhh lol.
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Y'all are NOT gonna believe what I found in the wild...
OH MY GOD, IS THAT ANGEL EYES FROM THE GOOD THE BAD AND UGLY?!?! 😱😱😱 AAAAAAAAAAA /ref
h hi kenny … gulp
I finally drew the old man 🙏🏽
I will never recover from the sheer emotional whiplash of seeing Lee Van Cleef play both the murderous, greedy rat bastard Angel Eyes AND COLONEL DOUGLAS MORTIMER aka the kindest, politest, gentlemanest gentleman in the wild west.
I love old westerns because they can be so easily perceived as homoerotic even though "they're not supposed to be."
Anyway, I got bored and made queer headcanons of main characters from the Dollars Trilogy (except AFOD because I didn't want to lol)
The Man With No Name
So damn gay; I can not see him liking women at all. I mean, the way acts with Douglas Mortimer as Manco and Tuco as Blondie??? The closet is made out of glass.
Tuco Ramirez
Queer and homophobic at the same time. It just makes sense to me. 🤷 Think about it as an "only I'M allowed to be gay" sorta thing.
Angel Eyes
Aroace but also gay yk? Just lives, does his job, looks cool as hell doing it, and doesn't gaf about romance and allat, but MAY have had some sort of history with men in some way.
Moving on to FAFDM (TMWNN is still gay dw /lh)
Douglas Mortimer
So gay bro. Wdym after you got punched by a guy, then make that same guy your partner, and drink together, and then, have only been partners with the guy for only a couple of days, and then be "so worried" about him despite him being a grown ass man who can do better than just handle himself. Plus, both of you got beat tf up together and saw each other at your highest and lowest. Zest fest.
El Indio
It just makes sense, trust.
inktober day 4: Henry Stein
a sketch... a sketch... a sketch...
Idk why I didn't think to post it on here, but last month, September 3rd, I drew this!
Since my main audience is Batim and Dollars Trilogy fans, here's this!!!
I try to be more active on here, I swear. 😞
Hope you guys eat this up because the people on TikTok did NOT 😭🙏🏽
See, I was not expecting to regain traction on Tumblr like this lmao but good to know y'all like the Dollars Trilogy cuz that's my new favorite thing 🙏🏽
(Dw Batim, Twdg, and Rdr fans, I'm still interested in those things!)
I love them so bad, y'all have no idea.
I love them so bad, y'all have no idea.
About 'A Few Dollars More' (again): wtf did Manco mean by 'what about our partnership?'.
So look, here's what Manco says at the beginning of his and Mortimer's partnership: "when I get my hands on Indio and that ten thousand dollars, I'm going to buy myself a little place, possibly retire".
That's all well and good, and at the end, he gets not only Indio, but the whole gang, so DEFINITELY enough money to retire but he... doesn't want... their partnership to end?
To celebrate the last day of Pride, here's some Kenlee for Twdg fans.
Eat up, you animals. /lh
Normmy in my AU with a Brokeback Mountain reference. Feel my wrath. /j
May make fruity art sometime next week (that revolves around my Batim AU 🙏🏽)
This is so real. Also, PROPHECTIONIST MENTIONED ‼️‼️‼️
I love that my fellow Normmy/Prophectionist fans generally agree on their designs- The fans: (about Sammy Lawrence) Oh yeah, that guy's 100% a blonde twink. The fans: (about Norman Polk) The design from the DCTL graphic novel sucks and he def has some African-American roots.
For real, though, the fans did the designs for not just Sammy and Norman, but the other characters a lot better. It's diverse but it's not forced. It shows what it was like back then but it's not extremely unpleasant to see. Though the canonical designs of Henry and Joey from BATDR is honestly tops.
I couldn't not draw @berlingotesque's Norman design too
Happy Valentine's Day from my Batim Outlaw AU!!
(Also this would look better but I started this morning and worked on it throughout the school day sooo rip 😭)
Yo! For a bit, I've been making up a Batim AU that takes place in the Wild West! I call it my "Outlaw AU" and I couldn't help but share it with you guys already! How many of you are interested in learning about it?
(I'm probably gonna post, at least art of it, anyway, but still!)
Y'all. Hear me out on this headcanon.
Imagine when Sammy killed Norman, Sammy actually harvested his heart to appease Bendy (Like the Aztecs did to appease the sun god Huitzilopochtli) and that can be why Norman, as The Projectionist, collects so many hearts, maybe he's trying to find his own somewhere?
This also makes me question the speaker that's lodged into his chest even more
I feel autistic about Sammy x Norman [Normmy] so here’s a disection
So. Let’s first talk about the original BATIM game since there’s barely any Norman and Sammy content in BATDR [ RIP FANS WHO LOVE THEM ] we know from DCTL and one of Norman’s tapes that Sammy and them were around each other lot yesss [ SORRY ITS CANON NOW THEY ARE GAY FOR EACHOTHER ] and I feel like after the studio went downhill they stuck by eachother for the majority or at least a little after Sammy went insane and killed Norman mostly bc of guilt after he killed him and they both turned into inky monsters yk. But then it turned into more than genuine friendship while being completely human.
Now let’s talk about Chapter 5!!
Now we all obviously know that Ink Demon killed Sammy uh A LOT. Let’s just all agree that he was sick and tired of Sammy’s rambling bahaha and we all know Sammy came back in chapter 5 because he was all pissy at Ink Demon for killin him more than he would like but if he was truly angry because of that WOULDNT HE COME BACK LIKE IN CHAPTER 3 OR 4?? A lot sooner than 5 but AHA WE ALL KNOW NORMAN GOT INTO A BAR FIGHT WITH BENDY AND HE RIPPED HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF!! Maybe Sam Sam was more upset about that than his own deaths and wanted to seek revenge on Norman.
Now BATDR TALK!!! 🥳
Let’s be honest if The Meatly didn’t mean for Norman and Sammy to have a relationship why would he put Norman’s head right next to Sammy’s cell?? Did Wilson know there was something between them and did it to torture him?? Did Sammy beg for his cell window to be closed so he wouldn’t have to see his dead ass lover’s head haunting him??
We’ll never know, anyways they are gay and in love :)
WOOO BACK TO SILLINESS