I love old westerns because they can be so easily perceived as homoerotic even though "they're not supposed to be."
Anyway, I got bored and made queer headcanons of main characters from the Dollars Trilogy (except AFOD because I didn't want to lol)
The Man With No Name
So damn gay; I can not see him liking women at all. I mean, the way acts with Douglas Mortimer as Manco and Tuco as Blondie??? The closet is made out of glass.
Tuco Ramirez
Queer and homophobic at the same time. It just makes sense to me. 🤷 Think about it as an "only I'M allowed to be gay" sorta thing.
Angel Eyes
Aroace but also gay yk? Just lives, does his job, looks cool as hell doing it, and doesn't gaf about romance and allat, but MAY have had some sort of history with men in some way.
Moving on to FAFDM (TMWNN is still gay dw /lh)
Douglas Mortimer
So gay bro. Wdym after you got punched by a guy, then make that same guy your partner, and drink together, and then, have only been partners with the guy for only a couple of days, and then be "so worried" about him despite him being a grown ass man who can do better than just handle himself. Plus, both of you got beat tf up together and saw each other at your highest and lowest. Zest fest.
El Indio
It just makes sense, trust.
MANTIMER RAHHHHHHHH
MORNING MANTIMER NATION
This happened btw
why did i have to be fixated on clint eastwood westerns why couldnt it be sonic or batman or something
Hi there, just thought you'd like to know that the person behind the heyihavesocks account from who you reblogged that manco and Mortimer art, Is a trump supporting homophobic christian 😬
I did not know, and that was very disappointing to see. Thank you very much for letting me know, Anon. We do not need that kind of shit around here.
KITTY!!!!! :3
Oooh is that the Clint I think it is? 👀✨can we get a peek at Clint#1?
this is probably the same Clint you think of lol hopefully someday I can complete this art
thank you for asking!^^
This is so real. Also, PROPHECTIONIST MENTIONED ‼️‼️‼️
I love that my fellow Normmy/Prophectionist fans generally agree on their designs- The fans: (about Sammy Lawrence) Oh yeah, that guy's 100% a blonde twink. The fans: (about Norman Polk) The design from the DCTL graphic novel sucks and he def has some African-American roots.
For real, though, the fans did the designs for not just Sammy and Norman, but the other characters a lot better. It's diverse but it's not forced. It shows what it was like back then but it's not extremely unpleasant to see. Though the canonical designs of Henry and Joey from BATDR is honestly tops.
Are y'all up for another cunty Douglas Mortimer edit? 😋
I love you
I felt contractually obliged to do this. happy holidays everyone (sorry not sorry)
He/Him Huge fan of a lot of shit now -Joey Drew's #1 hater- !!!Please do not repost anything I make without my permission!!!
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