Latest Posts by malix4583 - Page 8

Blondie drives a cigarette car, a 90s model coupe of some sort with the bumper falling off, rusting, with Illinois plates. Angel Eyes drives newer model rentals, switching vehicle frequently. Tuco technically does not have a driver’s license anymore, when he’s not Blondie’s passenger princess, he drives whatever he can ‘borrow’. Mortimer drives an immaculately maintained vintage muscle car, sleek and black.

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Eats your art and lets out the loudest belch ever

@alboys

Posted this cuz you're right.

Now, someone draw these cats in tuxedoes, ponchos, and awesome hats.

Guys, this is LITERALLY Manco and Douglas Mortimer!!!! Trust!!!!!

I never thought I'd ever find a balding old man attractive, but here we are.

Sgt. Angel Eyes edition

The Man With No Name after fumbling the hottest old man to exist

Pay Gorn y'all.

hey cowboy can I give you my most trusted possession as a gunfighter, my gun/gunbelt, which has saved my life multiple times and I've kept on me for years and I don't feel safe to sleep without. im giving this to you to fight your very personal battle against the man who assaulted your sister, which I reasoned out by getting close enough to you to slip your watch out of your pocket, presumably while you were asleep. please now, accept your watch back from my hand by standing within kissing distance and tenderly brushing your hand along mine as you take it back, and then answering an extremely personal question that you haven't spoken to anyone about in years. then, you'll unbuckle my gunbelt from your waist and hand it back to me while I stare lovingly into your eyes

Are y'all up for another cunty Douglas Mortimer edit? 😋

This is true guys

Cowboy flirting 101:

1. Admire your target from a distance

2. Establish eye contact

3. Take the first step

4. Confirm your interest

5. Smile, damnit!

6. Shoot his hat

7. Reciprocate

8. …with flourish.

9. Drinks

10. Now you can get your hands on his long, big, hard gun

I'm dead 😭😭😭😭

So, about the ship Mantimer/Mancomer. I've been thinking about who would be the dominant one in the relationship, and honestly, it's Douglas Mortimer, and it's not even close. It's the way he's able to make and hold eye contact with all his enemies aka the baddest mfs who have ever lived, but he still does it like, "I'm a badder bitch than you." (and he is.) Also because of his super gentlemanly behavior.

Wish in the movie, we could see Mortimer make Tmwnn fold, but homophobia ruins everything.

Examples of him holding eye contact with his enemies cuz some of y'all are in heat sometimes.

HIS SMILEEE

I LOVE IT SO MUCH ☹️☹️☹️

It's not just you and your brain, it's me and mine too dw.

needed to post this somewhere… anyway i love them

angel eyes has yeast in his system and is currently in an oven

angel rise

angel eyes runs out of soup

angel cries

SUCH a cutie pie goodness gracious

Oh my goodness y'all.

His arms and legs

This is beautiful

So, I was reading “America’s first network TV censor: the work of NBC’s Stockton Helffrich” and it said, in reference to Martin and Lewis hosting CCH, “Helffrich cut entire sequences, proscribing any overt sexual impropriety or underlying gay motif.”

They were edited to be less gay, and this is the result. So what did their act look like before the censors got to it?

american venom

I love it.

Col. Douglas Mortimer my beloved

I'VE BEEN SAYING THISSS (iykyk)

THEY'RE LITERALLY CANON

Douglas and Manco when no one was looking which I think was always somehow

WHATTT THIS IS SO GOOD

headless horseman kieran

Eat up, y'all cuz I put myself to WORK on this one 🗣🔥💯

Only 100 people this DIVA 💜

I am TWEAKING

("The time they fucked offscreen"? Which one?)

well... let's just say I was in a mood for watching a good western one night, watched the dollars triology (and then some) and since then me and my gf have been on a journey.

Absolutely fell in love with Mr. Van Cleef and fully immersed ourselves in the romance of one meddling brat boy and the one wholesome light-of-my-life colonel Douglas.

I implore you, I'm begging go watch "For a few dollars more" bc the only thing missing in this movie is a kiss (but you can definitely pinpoint the time they fucked offscreen). Otherwise it's basically a western romance with a good end.

OMG YES I WAS TMWNN TOO

HAPPY HALLOWEEN YALL 😁😁😁😁😁💀💀👻💀👻💀👻💀👻😁👻😁👻💀👻👻😁👻😁😁😁😁😁

@alboys

Posted this cuz you're right.

Now, someone draw these cats in tuxedoes, ponchos, and awesome hats.

Only Lee Van Cleef looks at Clint Eastwood like that

LOVE ITTT (I'm obsessed with animal AU's and made my own. 🙏🏽)

THE GOOD???? THE BAD??? THE UGLY???

HELL YES. THIS IS SO FIRE OH MY GOD

THE GOOD???? THE BAD??? THE UGLY???

You guys are NOT gonna guess who I'm going as for Halloween 🗣🔥💯

Y'all. Lee's hands are so fucking huge what

They are very feline coded

I'm not joking. It was the way he BREATHED in that particular part reminded me of a cat so much idk why.