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low poly isopod politely holding a blueberry muffin :)

currently on my first play through. hot take half life 2 is pretty good. can't take any of it seriously because of all the gmod idiot box I watched in high school but it's cool to see how much later games tried to learn from it

Half-LIfe 2's 20th Anniversary Update is Almost Here!

And the game is currently Free on Steam for everyone to keep if you get it by the 18th. If you've never played HL2, now's the time. Or maybe wait until the update drops tomorrow. Up to you.

Seriously. Go. RIGHT FUCKING NOW, SOLDIER! THAT'S AN ORDER!

good boy

Even the dog isn’t in agreement with your measures 😂

not to go all Unabomber but the Authority of the Machine really fucked us up

new favourite post

Season 2 Episode 9 -- The Dinner Machine

I always got the feeling she'd been waiting to have someone to show it off to

Jasnah is soooooo fucking funny she’s like Shallan seems bored she’s inside too much let’s go on a field trip to a scary alley and I’ll fucking kill a guy in front of her. Eviscerate even. great field trip no notes

I raise an eyebrow. "not much different? I would've listened to Parmenion, bro. that shit you pulled at the Granicus? you're lucky Cleitus the Black was there.

"worth it..." he replies, blazed-ass eyes now distant.

i pass the bong to alexander the great. he has been surprisingly quick to grasp the idea and is now taking fat rips that make my eyes water to watch. he pauses after clearing the chamber, the stem lightly pinched between two slender fingers covered in gold filigree and tiny glittering emeralds. he holds it for a count of 5 and then blows the cloud out his pursed lips and flared nostrils. "delightful. much like a dragon." he says calmly, his eyes red and watery like sea-glass held to the sunset. "you know," he drawls, "we're not much different, you and i"

but yeah. "what about the hostages" right? uh-huh.

from Sarahofmagdalene, 11/Mar/2024:

this is surreal. I honestly cannot see this actually happening, they always seem to worm their way out of this sort of thing