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I relate to Dorian Havilliard because I too love books and Manon Blackbeak

Hermes had better have claimed Luke by saying, “Luke, I am your father.”

im sorry but something needs to be said. the "kanej and helnik are so deep and poetic and wesper is so fun and silly 🤪🤪" joke is SO FUCKING TIRED. its not even TRUE. do i really need to explain the poeticism of wylan and jesper?? they both spent their whole lives thinking a fundamental part of them was wrong. wylan was abused and manipulated by his father into thinking his disability made him worthless. jesper repressed his grisha talent his whole life because his father told him it was dangerous; that he'd be be better off without it. it got his mother killed. but having each other makes them realize that they are worth something. they love and trust each other so much that knowing that the other values them gives them a whole new perspective. they didn't think they deserved love. THEY NEVER THOUGHT THEY WOULD GET TO HAVE THIS!! WITH EACH OTHER!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND

Oh don’t mind me, just sitting here thinking about Kaz not wearing his gloves to the docks to meet Inej at the end of Crooked Kingdom and like why … Like pretty sure he legitimately thought he would just give her her ship and show her her parents and then … she was gonna leave him and he would never see her again. Because in his mind, he just wanted to make her as free and whole as he possibly could, give her everything he possibly could, before knowing she would leave because that’s what she wanted. And I mean yeah, he knew he was gonna tell her the berth would always be there if she wanted to come back, but I don’t think going into it that he really expected her to at that point … so why no gloves Kaz?? Probably because if that was gonna be the last time he ever saw her, he wanted to be able to touch her one last time in some way if she was open to that … . I can’t … I just can’t …

Kaz brekker is that you?!

cardan: let’s talk about the emotions you’re feeling right now

jude: stabby

cardan: stabbing ... isn’t really an emotion, it’s more of an ... activity. which I hope you don’t do to me. see, an emotion is more of a feeling

jude: well maybe i feel stabby

KAZZLE DAZZLE: The fandom nickname for Kaz Brekker, due to his sparkling personality.

honestly so many words sound like pretty baby names but then it turns out you can't use them bc they have Other Stupid Meanings. i mean come on. Allegra. Edema. Nitroglycerin. pretty! pretty baby names

forever thinking about these