I Relate To Dorian Havilliard Because I Too Love Books And Manon Blackbeak

I lied, put your clothes back on. We’re going to talk about how the upcoming Netflix adaptation of “The Picture of Dorian Gray” completely goes against the meaning of the book. Oscar Wilde poured his heart and soul into this book to show an accurate representation of internalized homophobia, queer relationships in a time where it was frowned upon greatly, indoctrination, and so many other things of that nature. The fact that the adaptation is going to portray Dorian and Basil as brothers is absolutely disgusting, seeing as they are completely erasing the queer relationship between them. Oscar Wilde would be rolling in his grave if he knew this.

God. Imagine being like "I wanna marry you" to your SO of 6 years and they say "I don't wanna marry you" and then the entire world is like "THEY'RE MARRIED" And you have to suffer day in and out with that rumor and you have to put an end to it even though it's probably what you really really want to happen.

I’m fucking dying. I got roasted in the best way possible.

Malec scenes with pages from the books

CITY OF BONES • 222, 223 • 231 • 235 • 243 • 256

CITY OF ASHES • 222, 223 • 262, 263 • 300, 301 • 369, 370

CITY OF GLASS • 73, 74 • 76 • 130, 131 • 157 • 175 • 222, 223 • 345 • 383, 384 • 386, 387, 388 • 424 • 479 • 487 • 490 CITY OF FALLEN ANGELS • 44 • 170 • 249, 250, 251, 252, 253 • 259, 260, 261, 262 • 293, 294, 295 • 306, 307, 308, 309, 310 • 372, 373, 374, 375, 376, 377, 378 • 413, 414, 415

CITY OF LOST SOULS • 28 • 31 • 44, 45, 46, 47, 48 • 65, 66, 67, 68 • 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84 • 119, 120 • 158 • 161 • 178, 179 • 192, 193, 194 • 246, 247 • 265, 266 • 310, 311 • 354 • 396, 397 (fav scenes tbh) • 466, 467 • 491 • 499, 500, 501 • The Pages Which Shall Not Exist

CITY OF HEAVENLY FIRE • 34, 35, 36 • 40 • 43 • 45, 46, 47, 48, 49 • 59 • 61, 62, 63, 64, 65 • 123, 124, 125, 126, 127 • 231 • 273 [293 and 294 as bonus] • 311 • 338, 339, 340, 341 [356] • 381 • 387, the famous pie scene • 454 and 472 (Alec deserves a medal) • 508 • 514, 515, 516, 517 • 552, 553, 554 • 583, 584, 585, 586, 587, 588 • 621, 622, 623 • 636

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Written for @1dreversebang with art by @kingsofeverything

Frankenstein’s monster being called just “Frankenstein” is actually poetic justice on a meta scale. Oh, so you’re going to reject your son/creation for fear of God and his hideousness?? You won’t give him a name and only call him “Creature”?? Well everyone forever is going to only remember him by your family name.

How’s that feel Victor?

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In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

Frankenstein’s monster being called just “Frankenstein” is actually poetic justice on a meta scale. Oh, so you’re going to reject your son/creation for fear of God and his hideousness?? You won’t give him a name and only call him “Creature”?? Well everyone forever is going to only remember him by your family name.

How’s that feel Victor?