Dazai, Extremely Drunk: Who Is.....who Is That Ginger Beauty Who Wears A Hat With Those Perfect Blue

Dazai, extremely drunk: Who is.....who is that ginger beauty who wears a hat with those perfect blue eyes?

Yosano: That's your boyfri-

Dazai: I'll fuck him tonight, don't tell Chuuya.

Yosano: Ok bro, I won't tell him.

*20 minutes later*

Chuuya, also very very drunk: Sorry man, you're rlly hot but I have a boyfriend...

Dazai: I see, let's call him to join us then! 😉

Chuuya: *calls Dazai and Dazai's phone rings*

Dazai, picking up the phone: Hellooo...

Chuuya, looking at Dazai: 😶

Dazai, looking at Chuuya: 😶

Yosano: 🤦‍♀️

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Chuuya:

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Chuuya: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?

Dazai: Pi.

Chuuya: Pi?

Dazai: Low level, but never ending.

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5 months ago

Fyodor: You're dead for that!

Dazai: Do it...

Dazai: Pussy.

Fyodor: I will enjoy this.

Chuuya, getting in the way: Hey, Elsa!

Chuuya: Get your icy hands off my bottom, bitch!

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Dazai, who had a sex dream about Chuuya: Drunk ppl do tons of things they don't normally do when their sleeping, like snore and have really weird dreams.

Dazai: Like sex dreams but it doesn't even matter cause dreams don't mean anything.

Chuuya, who also had a sex dream about Dazai: You're right. They don't mean anyhting. You can have a sex dream about someone you're repulsed by irl.

Dazai: Yes, yes exactly. Thank you, Chuuya.

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Chuuya: But I didn't.

Chuuya: And if I had it would be a sex nightmare cause I hate you.

Dazai: And I hate you too, thank you.

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Chuuya: Hey...uh...mackerel...I have something to tell you.

Dazai: Hmm? Yes?

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Dazai: *gasps* I knew it!!!

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Dazai: Oh- he sounds kinda lame...

Chuuya:

Chuuya: Did I mention idiot?

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7 months ago

Chuuya: When I have a crush I don't kick my feet or twirl my hair. Chuuya: Instead I am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just can't crack.

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mackerel22

1 year ago

Chuuya, drunk: I mean Dazai is just an egotistical bitch who only cares about himself.

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Chuuya: Ikr,

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mackerel22

7 months ago

Dazai, walking up to look at a dead body: Okay, first of all, big mood.

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mackerel22

5 months ago

Dazai: I think this outfit makes me look older :D

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Dazai: EXCUSE ME, WHAT?

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