Castiel : I’ve Only Ever Said ‘I Love You’ To Two People In My Entire Life, Dean And A Guy In A

Tony : I have a plan!

Rhodey : Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.

Tony : …

Rhodey : …

Tony : I no longer have a plan.

Robin : Made you all playlists!

Robin : Eddie, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.

Robin : Steve, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.

Robin : And Chrissy has the ABBA Gold album.

Sam, teaching Castiel to drive : Okay, you're driving and Dean and Gabriel walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Castiel : Oh, definitely Gabriel. I could never hurt Dean.

Sam, massaging he's temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

Just thinking about non-binary Steve who wears skirts when he's home alone, because if he goes out in a skirt he's going to get punch. And imagine the party just walking into Steve's house for Dnd, and Steve is right there with his skirt and and her apron with "Best Mom" written on it, greeting the party as if it were the most normal thing in the world.

And everybody's just kind of : 😀?

Tony wearing silk pants : How does this look?

Pepper : like it's slips on and off really easily.

Tony :

Pepper : No ! I didn't mean it like that I-

Rhodey : We all know what you meant.

Sam : How do I ask someone to go out with me?

Dean : Well-

Castiel : Don't ask him, he asked me out on a MaCDO parking lot.

Sam : ...And you still said... yes?

*Sam and Dean in Baby teetering on the edge of a cliff*

Sam : oh my god, Dean, backwards!

Dean : Really, Sam? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do!

Iris : Once someone interviewed Flash and asked him what he thought of the police. Flash replied that they're was all nice, except for the forensic pathologist Barry Allen who was according to him, and I quote, a jerk with a crappy name.

"Seriously, whose name is Bartholomew? This guy is a nuisance to humanity" Flash's words, not mine.

Iris : Later I found Barry watching the interview and insulting the Flash. And i quote : "Get yourself a real job before you insult me, you bitch! "

I already knew that Barry had mental problems, but from that day on I decided to drag him to therapy.

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

Eddie, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Steve: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.