Peter : did you tell everyone we're dating?
Wade : Yes, Petey. I have no self control and I told everyone we're dating.
Peter : OK, no need for sarcasm.
Wade : No, seriously. I have no self control and told everyone that we know, from Avenger, fantastic four, X-men, and the Sinistres Six.
Peter : THE SINISTRES SIX ?!
Wade : and the daily bugle...
J. Jonah Jameson on TV : Spiderman is dating Deadpool! Another proof that he is not a hero!
Wade : I'm sorry...
Peter is regretting is life choice
Caitlin : Yesterday, I overheard Barry saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Cisco replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
Dean : Hey Sammy!
Sam : *punches Dean in the stomach*
Dean : What the fuck????
Sam : You are my very incredible big brother. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. DEAN You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!!
Dean : What the fuck are you talking about?
Sam : I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Castiel :
Castiel : See ya. *leaves*
Dean :
Dean : I'M NOT PREGNANT!
Sam : Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.
Dean : I was never pregnant, Sammy!
Sam : Are... you sure?
Dean : Yes I'm fucking sure!
Charlie : I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?
Sam : Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—
Charlie : *punches Dean in the stomach*
Dean : AW, MOTHERFU--
Sam : Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?
Dean : *raises hand*
Castiel : *puts his hand down*
*talking on the phone*
Oliver : Remember how I said that Barry and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?
Dig : Yeah…
Oliver : Well, we’re in jail.
Dig : *hangs up*
Dig want to die
Sometime they take Kara
Time family AU
John : How’s life going?
Sam : Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.
John : Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.
Sam : …Shouldn't you try to stop me?
John : Don’t tell me how to live my life.
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Doctor - dad
Doctor who
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Kaya - mom
Oc
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Logan & Peter Parker
Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman
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Tony Stark & Bruce waine
Ironman Marvel - DC batman
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John wick
John wick
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Eddie Brock
Marvel
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Dean Winchester
Supernatural
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Mycroft Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Sam winchester
Supernatural
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Jake Peralta
Brooklyn 99
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Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn
Flash - Dc
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Steve Harrington
Stranger things
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Harry Potter
Harry potter
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Scott McCall & Thomas
Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe
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Malicia/rogue
Marvel
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Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson
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Jenny
Doctor who
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Tony : Bro-
Stephen : No, no, hold up, rewind.
Stephen : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
Rufus : Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
Bobby : I gotta give you credit, Idjits. You make it look easy.
Dean and Sam : Years of practice.
Robin : Made you all playlists!
Robin : Eddie, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Robin : Steve, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Robin : And Chrissy has the ABBA Gold album.
POV : The Snarts ask Barry for help in exonerating Lisa of a crime she didn't do this time
I don't normally post video but I wanted to show you this one XD
Stranger things characters as things me and my friends have say
Steve : I want to be fucked so bad.
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Robin : Steve, can you wear my breasts please?
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Jonathan : Mike if you touch my brother we're going to fight.
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Erica : I'd rather test a dick.
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Argyle : Isn't your father a thief? 'Cause he took my virginity!
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Max : Eat pussy as long as it's legal.
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Eddie : I couldn't aim for the hole, that's why she left me.
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Nancy : If you could moan silently.
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Dustin : They put a phone in my ass.
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Eleven : Pissing together strengthens the bonds!
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Lucas : I have a video where he suck it.
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Will : I drink my piss without hesitation.