Peter : Did You Tell Everyone We're Dating?

Peter : did you tell everyone we're dating?

Wade : Yes, Petey. I have no self control and I told everyone we're dating.

Peter : OK, no need for sarcasm.

Wade : No, seriously. I have no self control and told everyone that we know, from Avenger, fantastic four, X-men, and the Sinistres Six.

Peter : THE SINISTRES SIX ?!

Wade : and the daily bugle...

J. Jonah Jameson on TV : Spiderman is dating Deadpool! Another proof that he is not a hero!

Wade : I'm sorry...

Peter is regretting is life choice

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1 year ago

Caitlin : Yesterday, I overheard Barry saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Cisco replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.


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1 year ago

Dean : Hey Sammy!

Sam : *punches Dean in the stomach*

Dean : What the fuck????

Sam : You are my very incredible big brother. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. DEAN You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!!

Dean : What the fuck are you talking about?

Sam : I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Castiel :

Castiel : See ya. *leaves*

Dean :

Dean : I'M NOT PREGNANT!

Sam : Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.

Dean : I was never pregnant, Sammy!

Sam : Are... you sure?

Dean : Yes I'm fucking sure!

Charlie : I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Sam : Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

Charlie : *punches Dean in the stomach*

Dean : AW, MOTHERFU--


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1 year ago

Sam : Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Dean : *raises hand*

Castiel : *puts his hand down*


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1 year ago

*talking on the phone*

Oliver : Remember how I said that Barry and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?

Dig : Yeah…

Oliver : Well, we’re in jail.

Dig : *hangs up*

Dig want to die

Sometime they take Kara


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1 year ago

Time family AU

John : How’s life going?

Sam : Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.

John : Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.

Sam : …Shouldn't you try to stop me?

John : Don’t tell me how to live my life.

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

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Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

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Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Ironman Marvel - DC batman

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John wick

John wick

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Eddie Brock

Marvel

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Dean Winchester

Supernatural

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Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Sam winchester

Supernatural

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Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Flash - Dc

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Steve Harrington

Stranger things

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Harry Potter

Harry potter

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Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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1 year ago

Tony : Bro-

Stephen : No, no, hold up, rewind.

Stephen : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??


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1 year ago

Rufus : Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?

Bobby : I gotta give you credit, Idjits. You make it look easy.

Dean and Sam : Years of practice.


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1 year ago

Robin : Made you all playlists!

Robin : Eddie, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.

Robin : Steve, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.

Robin : And Chrissy has the ABBA Gold album.


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1 year ago

POV : The Snarts ask Barry for help in exonerating Lisa of a crime she didn't do this time

I don't normally post video but I wanted to show you this one XD


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11 months ago

Stranger things characters as things me and my friends have say

Steve : I want to be fucked so bad.

Robin : Steve, can you wear my breasts please?

Jonathan : Mike if you touch my brother we're going to fight.

Erica : I'd rather test a dick.

Argyle : Isn't your father a thief? 'Cause he took my virginity!

Max : Eat pussy as long as it's legal.

Eddie : I couldn't aim for the hole, that's why she left me.

Nancy : If you could moan silently.

Dustin : They put a phone in my ass.

Eleven : Pissing together strengthens the bonds!

Lucas : I have a video where he suck it.

Will : I drink my piss without hesitation.


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