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okay, so like I just spent so long looking for it but I'm desperate so-

does anyone know that old dsmp au that was a crossover of irl dsmp and c!dsmp and the c!dsmp could travel through a portal to irl but the portal was small so they came out all tiny?

I'm starting to think I dreamt this cause I JUST CAN'T FIND IT. If someone knows what it is please tell me it's driving me insane now

behold

(with assistance from @hecksee)

Wooo guess who’s 18 now and still geeking out over Minecraft Roleplays. Man this is wild

MY MAGNUM OPUS IS COMPLETE! 53 generations, roughly 1300 years, going all the way from Esmund to Garroth. PLEASE send me asks about the family tree I have been slaving over this for two weeks and if no one says anything I will cry. Whether it’s lore, drawing requests, who’s got the best ass in all of Ro’Meave history, I will answer pretty much anything. I hope you all like it! (Also the line connecting Naela and Ryker was the Wedding of Woe, for those of you who read my Ro’Meave lore post)

i think the fact that Garroth never bothered to change his name lowkey indicates that it’s at least a somewhat common name throughout Ru’aun. I mean sure it could’ve just been a himbo-brained thing to do but the idea of it being a popular name really could’ve been used for peak comedy. 

Like imagine a juror getting sent to a random village thinking they’ve found the right Garroth and it’s just some dude.

Even funnier to imagine none of the jurors have met Garroth personally or really knows what he looks like so they have to drag whatever guy they found all the way back to O’Khasis show him to Zane and be like “is this the right one”

Been re-reading the few (Aphmau) MCD/DSMP crossover fics that exist only to log onto tumblr to find out apprently the MCD fandom is popping off?

I picked the right time to get in my MCD feels. Now I just need to find the time and will power to rewatch the whole series

hermits vs kids irl, my favourite stories:

the time Joe and his kid were at a shared pool somewhere and another kid was talking so loudly about how cool Iskall is

the time Cleo was teaching in primary school and got asked 'have you ever heard of mumbo jumbo, miss' and then having to act like they haven't known him since he was 17

the time etho was out with a friend and the friend's kid went 'omg that's etho' to their dad, and the dad came back like 'why does my kid know you?'

the time that Cleo left their job to be a YouTuber and their whole class was desperately trying to figure out who she was

Joe's kid going from 'minecraft sucks' to my friends are grian stans so I am too, dad explain grian to me (dad can we get hermitcraft (grian), no we have hermitcraft at home (Joe Hills))

Impulse's whole extended family being made to watch his new hermitcraft rap as Christmas entertainment by his mum

every take my kid to work hermitcraft video. from stress' kid dissing her season six castle, to Joe's kid getting multiple hermitcraft episodes dedicated to how much he loves her, keralis' ongoing joke about making his kids do all his grindy work, doccy chirping in the background of videos, and on and on and on

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

I feel like the permit office should have it’s own SCP classification cuz there is something wrong with that building. Idk what it is but it is something

Hey if u like the ocean look at this its rly cool I think

I can’t describe the level of joy I have over the trio of Grian, Mumbo and Scar finally having a trio name to tag them by that isn’t a ship tag.

Buttercup trio my absolute beloveds that is what I will be calling you for the rest of time

Phil's trying to out hermit Hbomb, he's been knocking off each hermit each MCC. Will he collect them all? Find out soon

I know I’m like a Hermitcraft - Grian-centric account but like- Qsmp??… Im so attached to Tallulah and Cheyanne. I haven’t watched any streams mostly clips because I physically cant sit through streams but- I dont love them any less

But now I've been thinking. Send Q! Wilbur to Dsmp. He meets an alternate version of his traumatised son (fundy) whom was fucked over and two traumatised teens (tommy & tubbo) who saw him as a brother and were thrown into a war and hes like ‘these kids are mine now. thanks’

I just think Fundy, Tommy, Tubbo (and Ranboo, Michael and Yogurt in conjunction) deserve someone who gives a shit

Q! Wilbur would kick scrawny stinky C! Wilbur's ass, I just know he would.

Every time I’m reminded of this I think about the fact that on the EVO smp Grian had both the sister of Stampy (Netty) and the brother of iballisticquid (Tomohawk) on his server

Collecting legacy siblings or what?

being in the mcyt fandom is wild. could you imagine going back and telling 9 y/o you that nearly a decade later you’d be taking the silly cartoon guy from ‘how do I craft this again’ classic minecraft parody of ‘when can I see you again’ and spending hours drawing him killing people for sport

Listen this- This is all i've ever wanted. Perfection. I’ve wanted more Grian & Lizzie + Grian & Shelby for so long?? They give me nostalgia vibes because Grian introduced me to both of them

(well, one through Tokyo Soul and the other through Buildswap)

AND I get Miss Jojo Solos?? I have been spoiled today fellas

they thought school was for only ONE day

they MAD! 😬 /ref

hi tumblr.i hear we’re freaking out about the life series?

me and the devil,

walking side by side.

is this their dynamic

don't be fooled by their cool looks they are actually just a bunch of buffoons :D

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

and if i were not myself, would this be easier?

My little public hazards🤭

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First post!!! What what!!🦅🦅🦅

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Phil’s MCC team has been announced!

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A cropped screenshot of a tweet by MC Championship @/MCChampionship_. It reads “👑 Announcing team Orange Ocelots 👑

@/Ph1LzA @/Ryguyrocky @/Smallishbeans @/impulseSV

Watch them in MCC on Saturday March 18th at 8pm GMT!” Attached is the Team card for the MCC 29 Orange Ocelots, showing Phil, Ryguy, Joel and Impulse.

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Just saw the MCC teams and OMG!!!?! IM LITERALLY SO EXCITED?? Like- Do I watch Scar and Tubbo or Phil and Impulse (+ Joel)??

Also I found it funny that Phil is no longer the oldest person on the team. Mister Impulse holds that title.

Can we talk about Joels 'Team Daddy' (why is he like this???) But like- Phil is the internets father, Joel has a minecraft child (hermes) and Impulse is a Actual Father.

Here it is! My piece for the @hotguycalendar !!! This has been such a fun project and I wanna thank everyone who has been apart of this!

You can see the calendar here!

oky it’s fucking TIME to talk about mcc misogyny we are NOT dancing around it anymore .

the community fucking hates women . especially the subreddit but also the general community . i can’t talk about every women bc i haven’t watched the pov of every woman in mcc .

tina kitten. her entire mcc experience was being treated as a nerf tool by the community. she only played in a handful of events but her teams routinely credited as some of the lowest ranked teams in the history of mcc in pre-game prospects . they’ve had the LEAST chance at winning and the community commonly rests that blame on tina’s back . is tina a great mcc player? no, she hasn’t had much opportunity to learn from it or practise much. but the constant backlash she faces for being a “bad player” and a “nerf” is demotivating . and after treating her like shit people treat her like shit MORE to tell her she’s overreacting if she is upset or has a problem with anything .

but scar has similar stats . he’s a relatively new player who hasn’t had much chance to learn from the event yet and hasn’t placed top 20. but nobody ever complains about scar being teamed with anyone as a nerf . nobody complains scar is dragging the team down . same goes for people like quackity and karl who don’t regularly place well. nobody complains they’re nerfs or that they’re ruining the teams chances . and evryone is quick to comfort them if they feel bad for ‘letting their team down’

niki nihachu is a similar situation . she’s been playing in the event for well over a year now and is routinely shunned by members of the community for not playing good enough . you can argue ‘she ranks x out of 40 on average’ all you want but does that warrant the way people treat her in her chat and in the subreddit?? does that warrant the immense pressure she feels to improve and the fact that he feels she’s let so many ppl down if she doesn’t?? does it warrant people talking shit talking her and laughing at her for getting emotional due to stress over the event on stream? the fact that she’s so stressed over the event should tell you everything . people has treated her like shit since the beginning for being ‘too emotional’ .

jojosolos. girl. she came into the event as an extremely strong player. she’s placed top ten 6 out of 9 times she’s played (canon and non canon) . for canon events she has 5/6 top ten placements one win and a first individual placement . purpled has 6/7 top ten placements, one team win and one first individual placement . they have extremely similar track records . so why is it that the s tier committee is trying to hard to designate purpled as an s tier but are adamant that jojo doesn’t deserve the same treatment because she’s yet to prove herself as being an s tier player . they have roughly the same stats .

hannahxxrose . she’s faced criticism for her competitiveness over her entire streaming career . to the point where she recently pointed out that people have been calling into question her mental well-being because of her competitive attitude and loudness. some men in the community (specific ones that are hated before the game even starts) are given similar critiques but not once has their mental health been called into question. but the majority of competitive men in the community haven’t been called out on their ‘bad attitudes’, only the ones that specific mcyt communities don’t like to begin with . typically if a man gets loud or starts screaming during the event it’s funny to you . but for a woman she’s taking it too seriously and needs a wellness check .

both jack manifold and karacorvus have an average placement of 26 . kara has one win and jack has lost every dodgebolt he’s been part of . but kara faces harsher criticism bc she doesn’t have the same following as jack manifold so she doesn’t have ppl who will defend her as being a good addition to the team for something other than her ability . bc ppl will defend jacks bad placement because :o !!!! he’s playing with his friends!!!! despite having the same ability as the women that are routinely shit on .

my point is that you can say what you want about certain mcc players . you’re not gonna like everyone . but the double standards between male and female mcc competitors is very much real and a problem in the fanbase. more people are fans of the male streamers and i get that’s why you want them to succeed. but to overlook the flaws you degrade female plaster for in the creators you admire is to have an internal bias against them . if you’re going to have criticisms they’re gonna have ti be for EVERYONE who uses that kind of behaviour . and i think if we see that enforces you’ll realise that a lot of the critiques were bullshit to begin with .

and this can NOT be chalked up to the behaviour of the dsmp community alone . you’re all just as bad, this focuses primarily on dsmp examples bc i watxh primarily dsmp streamers. ALL of this happens on the mcc subreddit .

yieee :)

Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:

You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.

She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖

the ppl are putting LimitedLife pearl as the wolf from puss in boots last wish n im sittin here like BRO........ Your fuckin MINDDD