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Do you ever think about how the watchers, as they are defined by Grian, would be the most powerful force in the universe?

I mean, watchers are.. us. We are watchers. Which is Duh, of course we are but its a bit more complex than that. Watchers would be classified as Gods which exist OUTSIDE of the universe: you know the end poem that’s basically ‘you are the universe and the universe is you’ basically watchers are disconnected. Because when we watch a video we aren’t IN the video thus making us, not apart of the universe.

How does this make watchers the most powerful forces of all? Well, in a traditional sense it wouldn’t.

They don’t have very much affect on the world as people inside it do, thus watching it unfold and only being able to give warnings through forms of voices, comments, chats etc. If this were the case this would make Technos voices and Phils crows to be watchers in disguise and this would actually be very plausible.

I mean when we join a minecraft world we look.. as regular as a player can be: no robes or wings as the statues depict them in Evo. We just look.. like a regular player. Like watchers visiting as guests taking on human forms to blend in such as that subscriber who visited Evo because they won a contest. A watcher in disguise.

Grians appearance changes after becoming a watcher if you go by Evo timeline terms, becoming more plain looking and less evo looking. More like a human to hide his less than human godlike origins.

If you think about it Watchers would be more powerful than the Goddess of Death Kristin almost. I mean, we as watchers basically made her god, she wasn’t apart of the SMP naturally we just decided it. We has watchers gave her that power the same way we gift godhood to other characters in the form of headcanons: but its rare these actually come into affect.

Its like a story of ancient gods being shut off from everything to avoid abusing their power. I mean, in EVO watchers for the first time ever seen actually interacted with the world in the form of signs, riddles, games, puzzles, punishments and even sending an asteroid flying into a building in the main spawn area. If thats not proof enough that if watchers were given the power of free control over their main worlds they would be the most powerful force in the multiverse.

Honestly if the watchers sent an asteroid into a building who’s to say they didn’t make moon big happen. Just a thought. I mean the moon falling? Grians old skin being Link? Watchers being directly connected by the recent Last Life with Martyns lore who also conveniently had moon lore. It was all a coincidence but y’know. Still plausible.

What we make in the form of AUS just proves this fact, we mess with the timeline but we can never rewrite or alter the original. Evo is unique BECAUSE its altered by the watchers actions and their decisions: taking Grian away from Evo to become a watcher, whether of his own free will or kidnapped, could’ve caused the original fate of Evo to shift. Altering the future events in a sense.

Watchers would be more powerful than Kristin, DreamXD, Aeor and Exor. They exist in a universe and have to abide by its rules. Watchers however, dont.

The watching quality of it is also very accurate because they really do see everything but they can pick and choose. Watchers know about Tommys Exile but others don't, if they so choose to know everyone they can.

The ability to rewatch old videos and storylines also implies the watchers really can Time travel and thats were they get their ability to send the Evolutionists further into versions, we time travel with watching content all the time. Screw Watchers living in the End or the Void put them in the Aether or Outerspace those would be better fits for these anomalies, since once doesn’t exist and the other is replaced by the void meaning that outerspace the way we know it doesn’t exist. Maybe because we know it though, thats why is DOES exist. See what I mean by complex now?

What are listeners then? What would that mean for Grian if he were still a watcher as Last Life seems to imply. Its all so interesting I’d love to see discussion on this; sorry if any of this repeated or if my grammar is awful I am very sleep deprived and am thinking very self existentially.

Just thought that watchers are associated with time travel and sight of everything. Grian was admin of a time travelling server, he owned a time machine that could to back to Alpha which is conveniently where Evo was before, he has a rift in S9 that literally bends worlds and has a very similar aura and feel to the old portals to travel through updates, with clues as well like the watchers would do. Woah.

TL;DR: We are watchers, were fucking stacked because we can see fucking everything if we choose, if Grian is a watcher he'd be the BAMF-est bitch ever and would be stronger than the Goddess of Death and DreamXD and Aeor and such since he can interact with the world unlike other watchers.

Man, I got carried away. Discussion anyone?

and if i were not myself, would this be easier?

I can’t describe the level of joy I have over the trio of Grian, Mumbo and Scar finally having a trio name to tag them by that isn’t a ship tag.

Buttercup trio my absolute beloveds that is what I will be calling you for the rest of time

okay, so like I just spent so long looking for it but I'm desperate so-

does anyone know that old dsmp au that was a crossover of irl dsmp and c!dsmp and the c!dsmp could travel through a portal to irl but the portal was small so they came out all tiny?

I'm starting to think I dreamt this cause I JUST CAN'T FIND IT. If someone knows what it is please tell me it's driving me insane now

whilst one tries to catch up, the other wishes to run away,,

Okok hear me out, boatem knights au but mumbo has a rocket launcher

anybody else miss grians server? it was a creative server with voxelsniper and worldedit on one end, and then

fuckn

DISASTERS

basically randomized survival situations

ive never found a server minigame to enjoy quite like it

alas the server wasnt making enough money and went down and it also had issues connecting to due to the amount of ppl and also aussie lag tax from me but

man

i loved it

Double life smp children, Outlines of stories lol

Y’all know the gist by now, here’s the link to the first post about the babs and here’s one to some headcanons and their deaths :)

But yeah, I was sharing some story outlines to my platonic wife/bestie, and I thought I could share it here too because I thought it was kinda cute and I love these kids

I know they’re really rough and full of typos but like, they’re not even first drafts they’re like the step before first drafts cut me some slack guys

Also, small extra thing that may or may not be canon who knows, after their deaths the kids became ghosts who floated around the server, watching the rest of their friends die. When double life ended, the server was destroyed and the kids were released of it’s clutches, but they were still just spirits floating about with no way to interact with the world around them. They follow their parents around, watching them slowly forget about what took place on that server, and forget that they even had children.

Also all their ghosts are horrible disfigured because of their deaths. Johnny has a deep stab wound in his chest and can’t speak because of the blood clogging up his throat, Gertrude has a hole in her skull, her right eye being completely crushed and her left being distorted by the blood running down her scalp, Liana is completely deaf, Jassy is burnt to a crisp, but can move, hear and talk completely fine, the same goes for Wes he just has a stab wound in his chest, Jekiv is partly missing several limbs and has chunks of his body bitten off by the dogs, plus his neck is completely broken, and Novo had part of his body destroyed in the explosion, leaving only the upper half of him complete.

….Maybe it’s good no one can see them

But whatever, that’s not even really canon, so who cares! :D

Phil’s MCC team has been announced!

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Watch them in MCC on Saturday March 18th at 8pm GMT!” Attached is the Team card for the MCC 29 Orange Ocelots, showing Phil, Ryguy, Joel and Impulse.

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