It Happens This Year Folks…

hey!!! stop being such a bully to yourself

Why is it called boob sweat and not humidititties?

I found this on Facebook and it's actually super important:

I got off my ADHD meds about eight months ago to help with my depression and the good news is that it has helped, but the bad news is that now I’m shitty at everything and stub my toe at least twice a day.

This is beautiful.

DAAaHRLINg,

“I don’t want to get the vaccine because there’s only a 3% fatality rate.”

If someone hands you a hundred skittles and tells you three of them are poison, you still probably wanna avoid the skittles.

“I’m losing brain cells because of you kids!”

thought this would be useful information for the people of tumblr dot com

I’m looking at you, Dolly Parton.

It must suck being a little person at an amusement park. You know when you were a kid and you’d look at the big rides and be like, “One day, I’ll be tall enough to ride those.” They never got to do that. They never got to ride the big rides. Somebody build these people an amusement park.