I Got Off My ADHD Meds About Eight Months Ago To Help With My Depression And The Good News Is That It

I don’t know if I should feel bad for laughing at this or...

Who made this

Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

You would not believe Bill Nye

If ten million Science Guys

It must suck being a little person at an amusement park. You know when you were a kid and you’d look at the big rides and be like, “One day, I’ll be tall enough to ride those.” They never got to do that. They never got to ride the big rides. Somebody build these people an amusement park.

MY RAVENCLAW NECKLACE CAME TODAY!!

Things only siblings can relate to:

Finding empty cereal boxes in the cabinet because your sibling was too lazy to throw it away

Taking the tv remote with you so they can’t change the channel

Making sure they’re out of the room before you get out of the good chair, so they can’t steal it

“Oh, come on, I didn’t hit you that hard!”

When you can’t think of a comeback so you just make a face at them

That feeling of victory when you started the fight, but your sibling gets blamed for it

When your sibling ate the last Gogurt

“Get out of my room!”

Giving your sibling the small portion when you have to share something

When your younger siblings get to do everything earlier than you did

Watching your sibling look for the remote when it’s under you

Racing to see who can get to the shower first

“Ooooh, you have a boooyyyfriend!!!!”

3am thought…

Cats hate water. But cats love fish.

How did cats discover they love fish?

Did they only find out because of humans gave them fish one day?

Cat: wtf is that?

Human: it’s called a fish. It comes from that place you hate. Wanna try some?

Cat: I’m dubious, but okay.

*nibble*

Art Critic: the skull in the corner is artfully placed on the periphery of vision to symbolise the omnipresence of death, important thematically to the artist’s conception of life and mortality.

Actual Artist: aw shit, I got all this negative space, guess I’ll stick a skull there that looks pretty rad.