Why Not Right Now?

HELP LMAO @jimmys-mailbox @joels-mailbox

whats up losers im smallishbeans and today im gonna be killling myself infront of jimmy solidarity to forever change the trajectory of his life. hopefully for the better, but we'll see!

[It was a day like any other, the Ocean Queen on her daily walk within her Empire. She was doing a rather large variety of tasks, from visiting the market to simply saying hello to her dear axolotls. It had been a slow day, allowing Lizzie to take her time and relax.]

[All of this was true, of course, until the sound of rockets whoosing through the air caused her fins to perk up. It appears she had a visitor. She paused in her observation of the seaweed swaying beneath the water, and turned her head skyward. She watched as the person landed on the dock beside her, the wings of their elytra tucking into itself.]

[She offered a warm smile, clasping her hands together in front of her. She took a few steps forward, coming up into a speaking position.]

"Ah, hello! Ocean's blessings."

[She gave a slight bow, soon lifting her head up once more to look directly at the visitor.]

"Is there something you need?"

Shhh, can't have Jimmy hearing! (He's saying stop in the way he does. You know the way. "stoooopppaaa.")

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

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i am not answering that

VOTE SHADOWROT!!!!! VOTE SHADOWROT!!!!!! VOTE SHADOWROT OR SHADOWROT WILL COME AFTER YOU!!!!!! CHEERS AND YELLS VOTE SHADOWROT!!!!!!

HCMBU SHOW DOWN ROUND 1: Treebark VRs Shadowrot!

Treebark(Martyn x ren)

submissions: 4

reasons:

Treebark is just canon (There is no heterosexual way to explain the life series)

Treebark: they have pets named after eachother them <<3333

Shadowrot(Lizzie x cleo)

submissions: 2

reasons:

1. SHADOWROT!! me (lizzie mod hello) and cleo moddie have made it canon to the universe technically :3

woman. Healthy happy woman. Kiss kiss woman. You get it<3

this is peak entertainment.

I bet if you made t a competition you could get Joel to kiss you

I’ve heard Jimmy say he’s bad at kissing, but Jimmy was also very clearly lying about it

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@joels-mailbox first to kiss me gets a kiss alright bet

I wont, as long as you don't give me a reason to!

or as long as I don't get bored :')

meow :3

meow :]

my vision for genderfluid sausage

@jimmys-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox

do u call this the femboozlers or what

oh god