Some have retail therapy, but we need compression therapy
weighted blanket isn't enough i need to be squashed beneath a precariously piled mound of mattresses like the pea that said fuck you to the princess
🥰No, you 😘🥵😍
@lizza-yarnscaping you've finally made it as my tumblr crush. So hot 🥵 I'm like, so obsessed with you.
The reason we dont have straight vampires is because they kill themselves. Can you imagine being straight for eternity? Torture.
@wonderingsam see this is the kind of thing I wish humans could do
what a terrific day to remember that chameleon bones glow under uv light!
i hate when other people are funnier than me.
My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.
You're going to regret that
Rosalie: I got a new chapstick, wanna taste? ;)
Emmett: hell yeah I do
Rosalie: *puckers lips*
Emmett: *takes the chapstick out of her hand and takes a bite* thanks babe
Rosalie: -_-
Reblog to drop jk rowling into an active volcano