The Reason We Dont Have Straight Vampires Is Because They Kill Themselves. Can You Imagine Being Straight

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Anybody want a free printable period tracker CANVA template? It's a work in progress, I just edited a habit tracker format.

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If you use the tracking apps like Flo, Clue, etc. its time to stop and delete your data. They have illegally sold data in the past. One of their chief investors is Peter Thiel who has donated millions to Trump and other GOP canditates. Peter Thiel, who referred to rape as "belated regret." Your data is not safe and could be used against you.

@wonderingsam idk about you, but it's official. I'm gonna watch it first thing when I get Netflix

imagine you're out for drinks with your mates spouting absolute bullshit about how you're gonna live forever and the palest rich boy you've ever seen comes up with a sick ass ruby around his neck and black robes and dramatic hair and is like oh you're going to live forever? in the most awkward tone imaginable and your mates are absolutely losing it but the kid isn't bad on the eyes and it's obviously the first time he's been outside of whatever castle he cracked out of so you tell them to shut up and play along and then bam it's been a hundred fucking years and you're still alive and this guy is back in the exact same fit and basically tells you you're immortal now purely to amuse him for one night in a century and you have to just roll with that for the next six hundred years because what else are you going to do

wait so catholics believe in transubstantiation. that communion wine actually physically turns into the blood of Christ. like that's a key component of their faith right

Some have retail therapy, but we need compression therapy

weighted blanket isn't enough i need to be squashed beneath a precariously piled mound of mattresses like the pea that said fuck you to the princess

A dragon who decides to hoard mint and various types of mint plants (and not knowing that mint has the mushroom’s blessing of inevitability were ever its planted) can go one of two ways.

1: The dragon is absolutely horrified as the mint engulfs and takes over its den. Its gold? Mint. Its gems and goblets? Mint. Its stores of wine? Mint. No matter what they do they can’t get rid of it.

2: The dragon is delightfully ecstatic as the mint engulfs and takes over its den. It’s a self growing hoard. No matter what any adventurers or knights do, they can’t get rid of it.

society: you have to define your sexual attraction

alloaros: no, I’m just allo

society: you have have to use the SAM

non-SAM aros: no, I’m just aro

society: you have to feel some type of love

loveless aros: no, love isn’t universal

society: you have to fit my understanding of an aro person

aros: no, we don’t

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What screws my mind over is when that god goes from a singular face of a single all-high entity, to 3 faces of the same all-high entity, to one supreme entity being both every lower entity and ALSO EVERY ORGANISM EVER WHILE MAINTAINING THEIR ALL GOOD AND ALL POWERFUL PERSONA

All. At. The. Same. Time.

@wonderingsam

sometimes I want to make fun of monotheistic religions for having such an overpowered OC

@wonderingsam

ok but

you do realise that in the fourth book the heads of house had to teach the pupils how to dance for the christmas dance that includes snape who had to dance with his students

ENOUGH

Now that's the dream

weighted blanket isn't enough i need to be squashed beneath a precariously piled mound of mattresses like the pea that said fuck you to the princess