You're Going To Regret That

Jim Jordan will always side with the abuser.

Once you remove his head from Trump’s ass, you can tell him that.

Hate to be that person, but WW3 trend on TikTok is not funny at all, especially your stupid POVs. Because no, Jessica from Chicago, you won’t have to hide in the basement to avoid being nuked and no, Kyle from LA, you won’t get drafted to the front lines. 

You again missed the whole point and managed to make this situation all about yourself, so I’m going to assure your stupid ass - this war is not going to affect you in any way, but you know who it’s going to affect? Actual people from Ukraine, who are going to lose their lives and be displaced from their homes, just like for the past 8 years. 

So congratulations on your stupidity, because it’s not about “I need a way to cope 🥺🥺🥺”, it’s about you celebrating and making fun of other people’s death.

Show respect.

*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*

Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.

Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.

We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.

Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.

"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?

Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?

@wonderingsam so vampires are mostly just assholes. They could've been drinking milk like people THIS ENTIRE TIME instead of going feral

…THEY’RE CALLED T-SHIRTS BECAUSE THEY RESEMBLE THE LETTER T

I call Emmett

Bella: guys, it’s really dark in here.

Jasper: don’t worry I have a glow stick *snaps Emmett’s back*

Emmett: *starts glowing*

Bella: *stares horrified*

It's the 5th of September and sweater weather has yet to arrive

Kinda rude that it’s the 3rd of September and the weather hasn’t immediately chilled down but whatever