@wonderingsam So Vampires Are Mostly Just Assholes. They Could've Been Drinking Milk Like People THIS

The fact that the sister's get along makes me very happy.

There's less Lionheart now, I knew it was going to happen, but I'm still disappointed.

I can't believe that Beauty hasn't pieced together that hmm maybe she's a greenwitch. I- the pieces are RIGHT THERE. if this was a snake, she'd be dead by now. WTH

Rose Daughter by Robin McKinley

27 pages in and I can tell that lionheart is going to be my favorite character

i’m sorry i know it was objectively rooted in logic but watching annabeth and grover plop percy’s pasty, anemic, dying ass down in some tourist fountain and intensely splash water on him like he’s some toddler they don’t know how to bathe is probably the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen in a good while

You're welcome gorgeous 😘

https://m.fanfiction.net/u/119117/Cithara

This is one of my favorite active authors on Fanfiction.net. This person has 25 stories posted over there, is currently updating a new one titled Call Me Friend But Keep Me Closer(HP/George W.), and just finished one called Memory’s Pale Reflection, which is one of my absolute favorite HP/SS. This author has done an outstanding job of getting me tuned in (and turned on) to DM/Remus L. with the story Just Sex. There’s also a story called One’s Man Treaaon, which features DM/Bill W. that is very well done. You’ll find that this author has done some of the best HP/Ron W. Brave New World (HP/SS; DM/RW) may have been this author’s most popular work, but I’d like to do a special mention to An Honourable Man (HP/SS; DM/RW).

"funny" how you always hear "asexual ppl are still capable of love!!" but never "aromantic are still capable of physical attraction!!" almost as if sex and the aromantic community in general were highly demonized <3 nah instead we get "aromantic ppl are still capable of love!!" which is incredibly harmful for a multiple of reasons. big sigh

(this isn't an attack on asexuals btw, i just hate the double standard and the "x community is still capable of y" statement to begin with)

*swoons* that's hot 🥵😍

@lizza-yarnscaping you've finally made it as my tumblr crush. So hot 🥵 I'm like, so obsessed with you.

Percy: my dad's such a dick such a deadbeat I hate him

Poseidon: can you tell my kid I love him and I'm very sorry and also save his life

Poseidon: but don't tell him he can breathe underwater except very cryptically

Poseidon: yell at him to breathe a few times

Poseidon: that ought to work

and just like that i don’t care what happens in ukraine anymore. does that mean i think what putin is doing is right? no however it means that i forgot we were talking about white people who most likely feel that being white, blonde, blue-eyed, european and christian makes them better than everyone else and therefore should not have to suffer. white people who are actively abusing black and other poc in their country during this time. so fuck’em. whatever happens happens but clearly i was too quick to care and support.