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Ok this is the eternal duo fanfic ok guys I really hope you like it

Eret was looking for foolish,she wanted to talk to him after the banquet due to him dying and they really wanted to figure out their past. She walked over to kinoko kingdom and only found karl who looked a little out of it but they just waved to karl and he waved back. Eret went all around the smp, he went to the mansion, niki's city, and finally the summer home of the totem. "FOOLISH YOU HERE?" Eret yelled near the beautiful spinx a yell that sounded like a monarch making a royal decree. "I'M HERE JUST COME INTO THE MAIN ROOM ERET!" The totem said with joy in his voice eret could only question 'why does he have joy in his voice he just gave up his life for mine?'

"Hey foolish" eret said as they saw foolish hand behind their neck nervously "Oh Hey eret" foolish was in the light of the green beacon. Eret ran to foolish and hugged him tightly "please never pull that type of shit again" "I won't eret unless I need to" Eret was crying at this point "you don't need to foolish I can die I have the right to die but you, you haven't killed a single person" "just because you have killed people it doesn't give you the right to die, you need to calm down okay?.. I remember dancing would help you calm down in the past and we didn't really get a dance at the banquet..."

Eret looked into Foolish's eyes and tried to dry her own tears "are you asking me to dance?" Eret asked with a chuckle his deep voice making foolish blush a bit. A tight "yes" exited foolish's mouth. "So may I have this dance?" "Of course foolish" they both got into a waltzing position and started to dance it felt familiar to eret.

Familiar, why is this so familiar? Familiar, like something I used to know Familiar, staring into his emerald eyes Familiar, I swear that I know this feeling Where it's like nobody is around And everything I do, it's not wrong I used to sway him with a joke, or with a song And maybe that's what it was like before Familiar, before the war Familiar, like something I used to do Familiar.

"Well I would hope it's familiar we danced alot and you drunk a lot" foolish said with a chuckle."maybe you could tell me about a party or two that we danced at?" Eret asked the totem as they kept dancing. "Sure um well it was a mansion in the woods much smaller then the one I made for ranboo and tubbo.... "

Eret and Foolish walked up to the mansion which was hidden by many trees and maybe a mile or two away was a other mansion which they were invited to also but would rather go to a masquerade due to eret wanting to wear a dress and wanting foolish to match her. Foolish knocked on the door and noticed that the door looks like a giant candy bar and opened weirdly too. "Why, hello! Who might you two be?" Eret answered right away "foolish and eret sir..." "billium you may call me sir billium the third" the man said letting them in. "What a beautiful mansi.." foolish was cut off by sir billium "I'm sorry its so small I have many other mansions and this on is one of the smallest! Oh Butler you have to meet the guests" a young man maybe 16 or 17 ran to billium's side. "That took you at least 20 seconds no food for a week!, oh this is my butler he shall give you anything you might need" eret and foolish looked at each other "did he just say no food for a week!? That kid is skinny as hell!" Eret exclaimed at a whisper toward foolish. "Maybe we'll grab him a bit of food?" "Yes we should do that" eret and Foolish whispered back and forth as they heard the door be knocked.

"Butler get the door!" A man who looked like part of the mafia came in with a kid next to him around the butlers age, they came to find out that the man's name is tony and his son was named robert, two girls followed suit a women named rose and the other named petunia. 3 other men came one named Terry,one named Patrick, and the last named Dylan.

"Time to party let us go drink and feast!" Sir billium said as he sat everyone down at the bar. "Father I can't drink I'm not old enough" "Oh shut up kid go sit in the corner or something" eret saw how this man was treating his child and took the child to the butler "Hey you guys seem the same age why don't you chat and hang?" Eret told the boys leaving them again to see foolish a bottle in hand to give to eret "that was a nice thing you did eret" eret took the bottle out of his hand and started to drink it "I bet you that I won't get so drunk I start becoming a truth drunk this time" "I bet you something weird is gonna come out of that mouth of yours" foolish said in a loving way "Oh your on".

"Everyone do what you want I have to handle something" sir billium had said leading to the guests starting to play music and dance around. "We should find some food for the butler I think he deserves it" "Yeah foolish we should.. hey butler may we have some food?" The butler just nodded and brought them to the dining table "there is some bread and soup on the table you may eat that" the butler had said quietly but still able to be heard as the two started to gather some bread and gave some to the butler "you deserve some food kiddo" the butler then ate some and held back foolish "eret may get as drunk as they please" "ok thanks".

1 hour later

"Well let's all dance this is a ballroom after all!" Billium had said. Eret was well drunk at this point "foolish babe let's dance!" Eret said pretty loudly to foolish "eret we haven't told a soul about our relationship what are you doing?" foolish whisper shouted to eret. "Oh come on its ok sexy relax, and dance with me!" Foolish blushed a deep red "I'll dance but don't call me that here" "ok buzzkill" they started to dance.

With sir billium and the butler

"He's more drunk then even James had gotten" billium said to his butler loud enough for foolish to hear "I know sir he might be to easy to kill for the egg" "Yes he just might let him sleep in one of the rooms maybe he can "sleep" for a while"

The butler goes over to foolish and eret "you two must leave now!" He whispered to foolish. Eret drunk out of their mind "no you're coming with us kid you deserve a better life then this.." giving the butler foolish and their address "Don't show it to billium when we leave keep it you can come at any time okay buddy we'll make sure you live a good life" eret though drunk said this at a whisper and ruffled the butlers hair before getting taken away by foolish and running out the were in the forest and safe when they heard the kid from before scream from afar

"I'm sorry eret we couldn't help them" foolish said to a sleeping eret walking home

Finally got that eternal duo fanfic out hope you all like it!✌🏳️‍🌈

Yes I want to see this actually happen tho

I’ve just been thinking about how baffling ranboos existence must be to quackity.

Like it’s already been established that ranboo and Wilbur are foils but no one ever talks about how by proxy that means ranboo and quackity sort of are as well due to the closeness in proximity quackity and Wilbur’s views of the world are.

Imagine with me: quackity’s about to open las Nevadas and is trying to find someone with a lot of wealth to come and spend it all at his casino so he asks him employers

Imagine his surprise when foolish says that ranboo is the most wealthy person on this server. Fucking ranboo.

Not Technoblade with his indomitable will power, not sam with his inventions, foolish and his incredible talent for building, or even quackity’s own unchecked ambition.

But a child with too much time on his hands who’s never fought in a war, never made a true enemy rather than dream, and finds mining for 5 hours straight fun.

It’s would be one hell of a slap on the wrist in regards to that “violence is the only way to get things” done view on life that’s for sure.

But more than anything it would just be inconvenient consider that ranboo legally cannot gamble. And so they move down the list to the next person only to find out it would Probably be tubbo since their married

AND HOLY FUCK BIG Q DOESNT KNOW THEIR MARRIED YET.

Anyways the next person surely will be someone respectable who will gladly come and gamble away all of their money without a second thought.

(And though it’s really tommy in reality, he plays the poor card to often for anyone especially big q to believe otherwise) the next person who isn’t sam is... eret?

At this point quackity is going to have a fucking migraine

To everyone I go by she/her they/them and any other pronouns except for he/him I don't feel as comfortable with those pronouns but just saying

Heck yeah I'm part of philzas chat (this is a very different part of tumbler but idc)

#mcyt #philza

What animal do you think I am?

hmmm fox or dragon 

YAY!! When nya finds out she's more angry then sad because he didn't want to see her during the hard time?

Can we talk about Hypnobrai Kai again if that’s alright with you?

sure!

Why the hell do I love this?

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

This is how I see it.

My cousins are like this too I try to do my own stuff watching mcyt's and shipping stuff but they just say I'm weird I always feel bad when I'm around them I feel like I'm not cool enough

hello!

how are y’all today?

I love this idea so much

okay okay okay but quackity LET FOOLISH DIE on PURPOSE????? when eret finds out there will be hell to pay

Eret, king, you wanna log in soo bad. Please Eret. My beloved monarch. Please. You wanna log in and reunite with Foolish and sense something is wrong and kick some ass. Please. I know you wanna. Come on. Please. <3 Thank you <3 <3 <3 Come on, Eret, your bestie needs you <3 <3 <3 Pspspspspsps <3 <3 <3