Yes I want to see this actually happen tho
I’ve just been thinking about how baffling ranboos existence must be to quackity.
Like it’s already been established that ranboo and Wilbur are foils but no one ever talks about how by proxy that means ranboo and quackity sort of are as well due to the closeness in proximity quackity and Wilbur’s views of the world are.
Imagine with me: quackity’s about to open las Nevadas and is trying to find someone with a lot of wealth to come and spend it all at his casino so he asks him employers
Imagine his surprise when foolish says that ranboo is the most wealthy person on this server. Fucking ranboo.
Not Technoblade with his indomitable will power, not sam with his inventions, foolish and his incredible talent for building, or even quackity’s own unchecked ambition.
But a child with too much time on his hands who’s never fought in a war, never made a true enemy rather than dream, and finds mining for 5 hours straight fun.
It’s would be one hell of a slap on the wrist in regards to that “violence is the only way to get things” done view on life that’s for sure.
But more than anything it would just be inconvenient consider that ranboo legally cannot gamble. And so they move down the list to the next person only to find out it would Probably be tubbo since their married
AND HOLY FUCK BIG Q DOESNT KNOW THEIR MARRIED YET.
Anyways the next person surely will be someone respectable who will gladly come and gamble away all of their money without a second thought.
(And though it’s really tommy in reality, he plays the poor card to often for anyone especially big q to believe otherwise) the next person who isn’t sam is... eret?
At this point quackity is going to have a fucking migraine
None of you know me that well but what am i?
What animal do you think I am?
hmmm fox or dragon
I can relate je would blare Eminem in the car and I still listen to Eminem
Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.
Ok so I really want to make a eternal duo fanfic about dancing and a party they went to in the past along with a steven universe song sprinkled in what do you guys think?
I love this so much may I join in on this?
Can we talk about Hypnobrai Kai again if that’s alright with you?
sure!
Wilbur:" YOU'VE FUCKED DEATH!???"
phil:"and you've fucked a fish what does it matter?!"
Yknow, bouncing off the idea that Mumza is death herself, imagine her meeting Wilbur
Imagine her greeting him with open arms and saying she’s heard so much about him
Imagine Wilbur, logically knowing that Phil loved him despite his general distance, but finally getting to hear just how much Phil loves and praises him when he’s not around
And also imagine Wilbur being brought back to life and immediately grabbing Phil by the collar shouting “YOUVE FUCKED DEATH???”
Hello so I'm finally gonna post something and it's a lava one-shot because I love the two ninja
Kinda how I want a scene in season 15 to go
Kai and I have been dating since before we went to shintaro and no one and I mean no one has caught on its crazy!
A day later
"Nya and Jay are gonna drown I need to save my sister!"*kai exclaimed as the remaining ninja argued on which 2 of them should save the young couple*
"Kai you can barely swim! I'm going!"*Cole argued back to him*
"Yeah Cole will go with me Kai we don't want you to die!"*Lloyd said annoyed by their arguing*
"But nya is my sister I need to save her!"*Kai argued knowing the risk of death*
"Well I'm going to scope out the place so figure it out!"*Lloyd said still annoyed but putting on his oxygen mask and diving into the water*
*Kai started to put on the gear making Cole worried*"no I am going! I don't want to loose you kai!!!!"
"Cole I'll be fine!"*Kai argued back understanding what Cole was saying but being to stubborn to agree*
"I CAN'T LOOSE YOU KAI I ALREADY LOST MY MOTHER I CAN'T LOOSE ANOTHER PERSON I LOVE OK?!?!?"*Cole started to cry and all Kai did was give him a kiss on the cheek*"you won't loose me Cole I promise"*Kai said that right before diving into the water*
"Wait what just happened?"*Zane asked not specifically to one person*
"You didn't know they were together zane"*pixel said with sass like usual*
"Noo?"*Zane said while Cole was crying, hands on his face, rolled up in a ball*
1 hour later
*Lloyd comes back up with jay*"hey Cole! Lloyd saved me.."*Jay cut himself off when he saw Cole crying*"what happened cole?"
"Where's kai?"*Cole asked frantically*
*nya popped up on the side of the boat*"Cole you ok?"
"WHERE IS KAI?"*Cole was hyperventilating*
*someone else popped their head up*"did my man miss me?"*Kai said as he hopped on the boat seeing Cole crying*"no I didn't want to scare you that badly baby"*Kai said as he crouched down near Cole and floofted coles hair*
*Cole jumped up and hugged kai*"you damn idiot I thought I lost you!"
*Kai hugged back*"you won't ever lose me ok my rock?"*Kai kissed Cole on the head*
"Wait when the hell was this a thing?"*Jay said questionly*
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Chapter three is here (I will fix the numbers later)!!!!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30854426/chapters/77458001#main
Guys I'm writing the eternal duo fic my internet just weird and deleted a lot of what I wrote I'm also on a phone writing so that's why srry guys