I Eepy So Imma Floss. My Brothers Gilrfriend Isover, My Room Smell Horrible, And I Have 5 Eyes On My

I went to Marshalls yesterday, and found the cutest shirt of all time

His name is Samson, and he is better than you

I was talking to my friend about Are You Gay quizzes, and mentioned that I have never seen a trans man that didn't have/want a pair of Doc Martins, to which she replied "I don't know any trans people, so-" and I just started to wonder what I'm doing wrong? Do I need to do? Start wearing Spiderman shirts? Put on Cavetown???

My cats just have to get up next to me to scratch off their fleas

Got stood up on my bone hunting date, thanks a lot Sadie

Okay, so I've been sitting with the battery acid spaghetti for a while, and I'm mostly fine? I made the mistake of eating the candy in it was one of the worst textures I've ever had in my mouth, but beyond a slightly higher sense of dread, I feel okay

I recently got a haircut which, depending on how I move my hair, makes me look like either a Harry Styles from wish, or that one blonde coach from Haikyuu. Seeing as I was going more for rabid raccoon, is mildly upsetting.

watching people having more extreme symptoms then me is so weird because I start to doubt if I'm autistic, but then the voice in my head says "hey, you also do this" and I'm like :0

I plan to paint a portrait of Ivory from Whitepine at some point, but I realized that's gonna be hard until more episodes come back, so I'm gonna paint Chappell Roan first.

Who the fuck touched my bones? I had a huge bucket of perfectly good bones from my last visit to the gut pile, and you ruined it. I will find you and then you'll be the one in the gut pile

I think there's something wrong with my cats. I hear most animals try to comfort their human, but mine just go 'why the fuck are leaking' and either bite me or ignore me. I was sobbing my way to my room and non of the bastards even cared