I Plan To Paint A Portrait Of Ivory From Whitepine At Some Point, But I Realized That's Gonna Be Hard

Got stood up on my bone hunting date, thanks a lot Sadie

In House of Leaves, Navidson spends huge chunks of the book stuck in his home, while in Homestuck, John leaves the house almost immediately. Really makes you think.

Okay, first off: the detective is making a lot of sense, oddly enough. And second off: Holy fuck, was I not comfortable hearing her say "only my teeth sir" ivory what the fuck

Ladies, please stop asking Santa for the perfect boyfriend…

…he’s tried to kidnap me 7 times already!

Why do British people mock us for saying Soccer, like they aren't the one's who started saying that first? It like a TV mean girl telling you to wear roller skates with them because "it will look so cute!" Only to back out and make you look like a fool

herobrine behavior <3

It's 10 and I'm watching The Edge Of Sleep, too fucking good. It's freaking me out and making me sleepy at the same time whihch is als freaking me out. Did you know the record for a lack of sleep is either 264.4 or 453.5 hours depeding on who you ask??? Get those fucking oldnman gold teeth away form me

One thing I hate about being both a writer and a Danmei fan is that I will likely never be able to write a Danmei. Superhero fans can write superhero books, and mystery fans can just write a mystery. I, however, am a white Texan guy who is so detached from the culture these books were written that it's almost hysterical. How drenched in a culture do you needa be for a book to be labeled an 'Italian book' or a 'Russian book'? Sure, I can make a gay romance novel set in China, but like, that's not really a Danmei.

why is mister hungry hungry elephant wearing a dress?