One Thing I Hate About Being Both A Writer And A Danmei Fan Is That I Will Likely Never Be Able To Write

how dare that detective suspect Ivory. Only WE are allowed to suspect her of murder. Look at her sweet little face, you really think she's capable of murder? We are allowed to think so, you aren't

Saving this is figure out how to approach conversations with my mother

“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

My cats just have to get up next to me to scratch off their fleas

Some girls just came up to me, went "Oh that's a girl" then asked if I was a girl, and when I said yes they told me I was pretty I'm really confused

Damned detective, what are you up to? Bringing in all the maids, I know what you're thinking. Why is he so mean? Why are you looking for a seashell? Why would this young girl have a knife?? Can you tell me every detail of a random afternoon from like a week ago?

linus takes a trip to the nether. birthday gift to my sister

Finally got back into Minecraft modding, but tried my hand at modeling for the first time. I tried to make a Ramune soda bottle first.

0/10, would not recommend for anyone unless they are a masochist like me

It's 10 and I'm watching The Edge Of Sleep, too fucking good. It's freaking me out and making me sleepy at the same time whihch is als freaking me out. Did you know the record for a lack of sleep is either 264.4 or 453.5 hours depeding on who you ask??? Get those fucking oldnman gold teeth away form me