Lilsblavk - 𝐋.𝐁𝐥𝐯𝐤⭑

teen wolf didn't make stiles a werewolf because they knew he would be finding increasingly absurd ways around all the absurd Werewolf Rules. some bad guy tries to trap him in a circle of mountain ash and he reveals he's been carrying one of these bad boys in his backpack for months

Me when the slow burn is slow burning

i don't think people understand how hard it is not to ship tomarry / harrymort because what do you mean they're borderline canonically soulmates. what do you mean they're PROPHESIED to each other. what do you mean they're literal parallels, had the same childhood circumstances but turned out the exact opposite. what do you mean harry's the embodiment of the light side and tom's the embodiment of the dark even though they're so, so similar. what do you mean they both have common names even though they themselves are anything but common. what do you mean they have uncountable amount of bible references that apply strictly to them, what do you mean harry makes sure to mention tom's the handsomest in the room whenever he sees him and apparently likes their connection. what do you mean their wands share the core of the same phoenix and therefore literally can't kill each other even if they wanted to. what do you mean harry wanted to gave him another chance despite everything he's done, what do you mean tom offered him his hand, what do you mean harry killed tom at the same age except the order of the numbers is reversed. what do you mean harry's eyes are the same colour as tom's favourite unforgivable (avada) AND the colour of his house, what do you mean TOM'S eyes are the colour of harry's favourite defence spell (expelliarmus) and the colour of his house. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE EACH OTHER'S OTHER HALF. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HARRY IS LITERALLY TOM'S SOUL??? 😭

NOT TO MENTION THESE THINGS AREN'T EVEN FANON LIKE...? lmk if i missed something though.

WHOEVER HURT THE PERSON THAT CAME UP WITH THE TAG ‘stiles dies’ COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS!!! I’m over here crying and shit! my heart hurts over these fics

just. dropping this here

born to be insane, forced to be nonchalant

I need a fic about Sterek with that TikTok wedding trend! ASAP! Where the bridesmaids(Lydia,Allison,Eric,Kira) give the groom(Derek duh!) scandalous polaroid pictures of the Bride/groom(Stiles!!). ITS A NEEEEEEEEDDDD! THENTHEYHAVEWILDASSPOSSESSIVESEXBECAUSETHEWOLFINDEREKNEEDSTOJUSTHURRYUPANDCLAIMWHATSHIS!!!!

To all the parents out there who bundle their babies up in the winter time with those little hats with the little ears that make them look like little teddy bears: You are doing the lord’s work. Seeing tiny ewoks toddle across the grocery store parking lot is just what we all need sometimes. My joy is immeasurable and my day is restored.

Consider me successfully wooed by you holding a knife against my throat.

aight imma go kms now 🧍