WHOEVER HURT THE PERSON THAT CAME UP WITH THE TAG ‘stiles Dies’ COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS!!! I’m

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The realization that Regulus will never be good enough in his brothers eyes even in death. (SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS FANDOM I'M TIRED) 🧎🏻‍♀️

Me every night trying to survive this fandom but it just keeps getting worse every fanfic I read:

Consider me successfully wooed by you holding a knife against my throat.

I need a fic about Sterek with that TikTok wedding trend! ASAP! Where the bridesmaids(Lydia,Allison,Eric,Kira) give the groom(Derek duh!) scandalous polaroid pictures of the Bride/groom(Stiles!!). ITS A NEEEEEEEEDDDD! THENTHEYHAVEWILDASSPOSSESSIVESEXBECAUSETHEWOLFINDEREKNEEDSTOJUSTHURRYUPANDCLAIMWHATSHIS!!!!

anyone know that one fic where stiles and Derek are hiding from hunters and they hid in a small space that hardly fit any of the two but luck was on their side because it was dark! I think they confess their love for one another (I don’t remember if they did) but things end up getting reallllyyy HOT AND HEAVY!!! I don’t quite remember the rest but PLEASEDOESANYONEKNOWWHATIMTALKINGABOUT!!!!!!

I need help finding a fic!! But my brain isn't functioning properly as I only remember a part of it. All I know is that Snape tries using legilimency on Harry during potions class and Harry senses it and throws him out causing snape to fly across the room, everyone in the class saw everything that happened and Susan bones immediately writes to her aunt about what had happened and the next time I believe is when news spread that snape was arrested and sent to Azkaban. SOMEONE HELP ME I NEED TO READ IT OR ELSE MY BRAIN WONT LET ME REST!

People complaining about headcanons and saying shit like ‘Sirius would NEVER wear a skirt’ or ‘james would never date regulus/sirius/sybill/literally anybody’ will never not be funny

Like girl. You respect these characters too much if you think they have any free will. They don’t! They are my Barbie dolls and I am a bored 7 year old girl that asked for a lego set and got dolls instead. Plastic hair will be cut. Arms will be broken. They are mine to do with as I please

And frankly, you’re ruining the vibe by insisting that I shouldn’t contort these dolls into horrors beyond comprehension. You could have so much more fun if you were as fucked up as me. Cmon girl. You only live once