i don't think people understand how hard it is not to ship tomarry / harrymort because what do you mean they're borderline canonically soulmates. what do you mean they're PROPHESIED to each other. what do you mean they're literal parallels, had the same childhood circumstances but turned out the exact opposite. what do you mean harry's the embodiment of the light side and tom's the embodiment of the dark even though they're so, so similar. what do you mean they both have common names even though they themselves are anything but common. what do you mean they have uncountable amount of bible references that apply strictly to them, what do you mean harry makes sure to mention tom's the handsomest in the room whenever he sees him and apparently likes their connection. what do you mean their wands share the core of the same phoenix and therefore literally can't kill each other even if they wanted to. what do you mean harry wanted to gave him another chance despite everything he's done, what do you mean tom offered him his hand, what do you mean harry killed tom at the same age except the order of the numbers is reversed. what do you mean harry's eyes are the same colour as tom's favourite unforgivable (avada) AND the colour of his house, what do you mean TOM'S eyes are the colour of harry's favourite defence spell (expelliarmus) and the colour of his house. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE EACH OTHER'S OTHER HALF. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HARRY IS LITERALLY TOM'S SOUL??? 😭
NOT TO MENTION THESE THINGS AREN'T EVEN FANON LIKE...? lmk if i missed something though.
The realization that Regulus will never be good enough in his brothers eyes even in death. (SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS FANDOM I'M TIRED) 🧎🏻♀️
Me every night trying to survive this fandom but it just keeps getting worse every fanfic I read:
There's just no escaping 😭
Remus opened his letter, surprised when it appeared to be a howler. The last time he’d heard one was the day before Sirius got disowned back in 5th year.
He was in the dining hall for breakfast, sitting at the staff table. He watched as Harry and Hermione plotted, looking anxious. He blew it off, as it seemed Harry was always weary.
“A howler,” Snape sneered from beside him.
“Astute observation, Severus.” Remus told him, nodding at him.
Remus disregarded Snape, and focused on the howler. There was no name on it, so it was possible it was from a student playing a prank. In good nature, for the prankingnostalgia, Remus opened it.
There was silence for a moment before a loud, booming voice started to yell. “DARLINGGGGG, GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAIL” And it was his Sirius Black. And he knew they would find each other again.
Sometimes, I just imagine Derek taking revenge on Kate by burning her alive. It's been a while since I watched Teen Wolf, but I just remembered that one scene where Derek sits in front of Chris with that almost insane look in his eyes while holding a lighter.
Kate did him so wrong, traumatized and groomed him, and I just love the idea of her getting her karma, dying like the Hales did because of her. Even better if it's in her werejaguar form because the dying process would be more agonizing.
Maybe it's the little horror freak in me, but unhinged and slightly insane Derek just does something with me. Him just lightening her up and then sitting there, watching her burn alive.
People complaining about headcanons and saying shit like ‘Sirius would NEVER wear a skirt’ or ‘james would never date regulus/sirius/sybill/literally anybody’ will never not be funny
Like girl. You respect these characters too much if you think they have any free will. They don’t! They are my Barbie dolls and I am a bored 7 year old girl that asked for a lego set and got dolls instead. Plastic hair will be cut. Arms will be broken. They are mine to do with as I please
And frankly, you’re ruining the vibe by insisting that I shouldn’t contort these dolls into horrors beyond comprehension. You could have so much more fun if you were as fucked up as me. Cmon girl. You only live once
Me: Nothing can ever hurt me aga-
Therapist: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30170643/chapters/74332617
grumpy x sunshine jegulus except when u get to know them its actually sunshine reg x grumpy james, like u think its opposite cuz james is always super nice to everyone and reg has a HARD rbf, BUT james is so tired from being nice all day that he can only be grumpy around regulus and his super super close friends, like hes still nice to them and loves them but he doesnt feel like he constantly has to smile and be perfect, and then when u actually talk to reg he is super sweet and treats people with so much respect and empathy and his ALWAYS smiling if hes comfortable around u.
like i would LOVE to see that dynamic
“he’s a red flag” “she’s a green flag” I’m a white flag. I give up bitch
just. dropping this here