I Went A Little Off The Rails For A Power-point-party, So I Thought I'd Share. Don't Come At Me About

they want to do what to the oilers

what is he even doing at this point

boston bruins @ florida panthers game 5 | 5.14.24

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Absolutely impeccable choice of words in this headline

("NHL: Strong Stützle tops Draisaitl")

the curious mating habits of the homo sapiens hockii

A TimBrady Hockey RPF for @tkaptains biryhday in which Brady is a good captain, a great friend, and an even greater Ally. With enough research and dedication, he is going to show Tim that he is appreciated and supported, and that him being gay isn't going to change anything between them.

Or, "This is my friend Brady, he's an ally! Talk, Brady!" "ALLYYYY"

Rated NC-17, 7.5k Words, with generous help from @tkachunk 💚

sid/mitch

we all know mitch has daddy issues…

coming right up!

if you ever hunger sid/mitch, 9k

"Bit old for you, isn't he?" Sid asks casually, and Mitch doesn't have any defence systems left functional to stop him from replying immediately and with total honesty. "That's kind of the point," he says, embarrassment flooding through him as soon as he does. "Huh," Sid comments, and when Mitch glances at him, the expression on his face is hard to read – thoughtful, sure, but there's something else there, some little spark behind his eyes that Mitch thinks he's only really ever seen before across the face-off dot. If Mitch had to guess, he'd say it was just what Sid's face did when he was drawing up a play, figuring out how to game the next few minutes into doing exactly what he wanted. Mitch doesn't have any interest in guessing right now, though. Mitch swallows. His throat feels weirdly dry, all of a sudden. He has no idea what he should say next. mitch sends sid a text that definitely wasn't meant for him. it works out.

I still think its crazy that Nate bought a house right next to Sid. Imagine Sid having a real hot girl summer and getting railed within an inch of his life every night. Nate always sees the guys the next morning leaving while he's out water his lawn or some shit. He has to make sure his eye doesnt twitch because Sid is just such a damsel in distress but also he should so let Nate rock his world for a night

I LOVE the idea of Sid having a hot girl summer while Nate looks on in horror and jealous lust, he deserves it!!

need a few business days to figure out how to react to this

old teammate head bonks...

golden boys matty tkachuk and auston matthews hug it out :’)