What Is He Even Doing At This Point

TELL ME THIS ISN’T FOOTAGE OF A PUPPY LEARNING HOW TO USE A CAMERA FOR THE FIRST TIME I’M SOBBING HE CANNOT GET ANY MORE ADORABLE

Draisaitl: 😃😃😃

Millsy:🗣️🗣️🗣️

Draisaitl: 🤬

i would love for millsy to have been mic’d up for this I need to know what was said for his face to just fall like that

um… 😳

x

i know i say this about goalies all the time, but now i really mean it—the panthers better give bob a bottle of whiskey and a prostate orgasm.

epitome of a frat boy who wears his hat backwards so he can kiss his bros

There's Only One You Prompt Meme - Dallas Stars edition

hello! the fics for TOOY were posted this morning. the creators will be revealed march 26, but they can be read now!

every prompt was one word and the maximum length was 2,000 words. i compiled a list of the dallas stars pairings:

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jake oettinger/jason robertson

every part of you a constellation - T / 1999 words / prompt: hand

logan stankoven

i'll be far from home - T / 522 words / prompt: lost

matt duchene/mason marchment/tyler seguin

This Could Be Us - T / 1113 words / prompt: dares

mavrik bourque/mikael granlund

Glance - G / 405 words / prompt: glance

mavrik bourque/thomas harley

tip of my tongue, sweet and sour - T / 1455 words / prompt: slurpee

mikael granlund/mikko rantanen

waiting for tonight - E / 893 words / prompt: there's only one you

roope hintz/wyatt johnston

Soda - T / 169 words / prompt: soda

thomas harley/wyatt johnston

million-mile august - T / 2000 words / prompt: heatwave

order up! - T / 1108 words / prompt: tease

reversal from a full nelson hold - T / 2000 words / prompt: wrestle

Risk it all - T / 2000 words / prompt: call

tang - M / 2000 words / prompt: medal

wyatt johnston/tyler seguin

lost in an image, in a dream - T / 1285 words / prompt: lucky

cup season when everyone starts cheering for opposing teams is always a treat my dash is being torn apart

oooOOOOoooohh!!!!

the whole short clip is good but 2min mark is the climax

lmao at 1min mark, re: new coach/his juniors coach: "BITCH I DONT KNOW HIS LYYYFFE. Tell all your reporter/podcast friends to stop saying i brought him on. I barely remembered he existed let alone what league he's been working in."

I woke up to a text probably like a lot of you guys did as well.

-connor mcdavid

hat AND hoodie??? and that worn voice off the top??

This man has been CRYING over guilty feelings of not being good enough resulting in the firing of his coach

1:10 mark: and ofc-- reporters being fuckin dumb enough to spur on a person clearly feeling shit about himself and his fired coach. "Like yea, we're doing badly but wtf are you insinuating with that question asshole?? That we're uncoachable??? Have u suddenly forgotten all of our recent seasons successes??? Under woody???" Love how drai starts spittin FACTS😤

title: unbreak my heart.

fandom: men's hockey rpf

pairing: roman josi/mason marchment, mason marchment/joe pavelski (mentioned), mason marchment/scott wedgewood (implied), jamie benn/tyler seguin (background)

rating: not rated

words: 7,603

summary:

He wants and wants and wants and he’s selfish and it’s a mistake.

It’s always such a fucking mistake.

Every guy he’s hooked up with in the past year has been a mistake, just to forget a guy who has probably long since forgotten about him.

He wishes it was as easy for him as it had clearly been for Pavs.