OooOOOOoooohh!!!!

a hockey player bleeding sluttily can be so personal...

in order: calle jarnkrök, zdeno chara, yanni gourde, evgeni malkin, travis konecny, tye kartye, ryan lindgren (x2), jack drury, tom wilson, john marino, nathan mackinnon, matt rempe, jamie drysdale, nicolas deslauriers, trent frederic, anders lee, patrice bergeron, morgan rielly, anders lee, connor mcdavid, charlie coyle, kris letang

The league just hates hot bitches with icy blue eyes because in what way is this goalie interference?

Nhl werewolf or any shifter au

5 au fun facts

goalies are almost always cat shifters

players are usually canines. but like. 60/40

scent blockers are provided to everyone always forever. hockey stinks.

neck guards are much more prevalent

mouth guards are required to be worn, the whole time. STOP BITING PEOPLE.

Tyson: He doesn’t get it. That’s okay, he’s hot.

LOVE THY GOALIE. GIVE THY GOOD BOY HEAD PATS.

i love the moment before the face off when the players are just standing there with their legs spread

i know i say this about goalies all the time, but now i really mean it—the panthers better give bob a bottle of whiskey and a prostate orgasm.

oh this has got a kick to it

golden boys matty tkachuk and auston matthews hug it out :’)