Absolutely Impeccable Choice Of Words In This Headline

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

Bits & pieces.

Okay so I’ve been thinking about Omegaverse biology and how alpha females have internal testes which would mean that their sperm is being subjected to constant heat damage which necessities that there is some physiological mechanism to prevent that from happening. Enter: the hot testicle hypothesis! Large mammals with internal testes like elephants have ramped up their DNA repair systems to compensate for their sperm being constantly damaged by their body heat. As a result, they have exceptionally lower rates of cancer overall bc of the whole DNA repair thing. Anyway this is a long winded way of saying that in Omegaverse, alpha females probably have lower rates of cancer.

I need u to know I would 100% have included hot testicle hypothesis in my last video if you had told me this last week

↳ NICO HISCHIER INTERVIEW WITH HOCKEY INSIDE | 5.3.24

Body Language

When someone is...

Sad

Face/Body:

Avoidant/reduced eye contact

Drooping eyelids

Downcast eyes

Frowning

Raised inner ends of eyebrows

Dropped or furrowed eyebrows

Quivering lip/biting lip

Wrinkled nose

Voice:

Soft pitch

Low lone

Pauses/hesitant speech

Quiet/breathy

Slow speech

Voice cracks/breaking voice

Gestures/Posture:

Slouching/lowered head

Rigid/tense posture

Half formed/slow movement

Fidgeting or clasped hands

Sniffing or heavy swallows

Self soothing gestures (running hands over the arms, hand over heart, holding face in palms, etc)

↳ MAT BARZAL ON WHAT MARTIN & CLUTTERBUCK MEAN TO HIM | CLEAN OUT DAY | 5.3.24

is it a locker room interview or is it a sean cody intro?

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scruff your ex-captain

BTW the best coach tits in the business. Can't wait for him to get the wet shirt treatment one day, like bednar did.