Yes It IS Very Funny Seeing All The Guys Who Got Ejected Greeting The Actual Proper Law Abidding Citizens

one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly

Queen Vera, we love you, baby cat and ofc our Papa Big cat 😻

hi. i wrote duhaime puppy play fic. since he’s barking in public and getting called doggy.

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

Seth Jarvis is just something else

um… 😳

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Lascivious

Word Count: 6,028

Rating: Mature

Category: M/M

Relationship: Connor McDavid/Matthew Tkachuk

Fandom: Men's Hockey RPF

Characters: Connor McDavid, Matthew Tkachuk, Leon Draisaitl

Additional Tags: Omega Verse, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Anal Sex, Riding, Idiots in Love, some more world building for you guys, connor is incredibly stupid here, matthew loves him anyway, Hand Feeding, Pillow Talk, freak4freak behaviour

Language: English

Summary:

Matthew steps forward, slowly inching his hand towards Connor's. He flinches and reels back when their fingers barely graze each other, and Connor nearly pulls away, too, before he sees the look on his partner's face. There's a mix of confusion and excitement in his eyes, as he looks from Connor's hand to his face. This time, when he reaches forward, he locks their fingers together. Connor can see just as much as he can smell how Matthew immediately relaxes.

“Fuck,” is the first thing he says, “Connor, fuck, that feels…”

Connor chuckles, gently squeezing Matthew's hand. “Good?” He supplies, finishing his sentence.

Pet DeBoer speaking about Mason's disallowed goal in OT:

"I’d like to get an explanation. I didn’t get an explanation. I’d heard the referees had talked to some of the players. The players had told me what the referee said but you know, sometimes that gets lost in translation, especially with some of our players so *laughs* I don’t wanna comment on it until I get an official explanation."

Five minutes earlier:

mtk taking a guy down again. consensus?

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