One Must Imagine Sisyphus Grinding His Penis On The Rock, Moaning Wantonly

Love love ektanger they're my sweeties but I feel like people are sleeping on the potential of genobunts. or even sidgenobunts. The people deserve more of their dynamic of mama and papa bear and their pet rat <33

sweeties!!

I’ll be honest I was so vaguely traumatized by the trade deadline this year that I never really got attached to bunts, but I do love this for you! Also honestly geno has such good chemistry with everyone, it’s like 👀👀👀 bunts and also now im like hmm Eller ? After that quote from him about missing Geno the most….

Okay, I just pulled the rip cord! COMFORT FOOD just posted. This is a sequel to my Quinn Hughes/Joel Farabee a/b/o fic, Hockey boys are Shameless—the long fic I’m probably most proud of.

Here’s the blurb for Comfort food:

Blurb:

When Quinn was a child, his Grammy Weinberg promised that, one day, he’d woo his future mate by baking for him. But the paths of true love and culinary magic rarely meet without romantic complication—or the very best desserts in the end.

Companion story to Hockey Boys are Shameless.

NOT THEM SOFT LAUNCHING EACH OTHER LMAOOOOOOOO

Picture this: cole takes trevor on a date and now they’re walking on the cobblestoned streets of Prague. At night.

Important question: WHO TOOK THE PICTURE, TREVOR???

Why does look fucking BUFF AS HELL

The utter GLEE and willingness to choose violence that each of these men exhibits as soon as they pick up a tortilla, this team building exercise game was perfect, ten out of ten, no notes.

I would LOVE an omegaverse baby sharks fic

Oh yay!!

I don’t have a ton of thoughts on it but some of them are…

Omega Mack is in preheat and keeps stealing Beta Wills clothes for his nest

Omega Will is being courted by his old BC teammates and it’s driving Omega Mack up a wall because Will doesn’t realize it

Alpha Mack growing up thinking he was going to be an Omega (and same with Omega Will but opposite) and then having to deal with that fallout

And can’t go wrong with “oh no I’m suddenly in heat and need you to help me through it”

get a room

Always kiss your goalie!!

Especially when he assists on your goal.

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